Need suggestions for my Real Men of Genius parody campaign

[BushOut06]

I'm going to be doing a series of parody ads, take-offs on Bud Light's Real Men of Genius commercials. My first one was Mr. National Security Agency Eavesdropper. I've got a few others in mind, including:

Mr. Secret Torture Prison Interrogator
Mr. State of the Union Speechwriter

I'm sure I'll come up with a few others once I get going, but if anyone has any suggestions or requests, feel free to let me know.

[we can do it]

1. Mr. Vote Switching Software Writer

[we can do it]

2. Mr. Republican Talking Points Repeater

[BushOut06]

5. Nice - also Mr. Right Wing Radio Talk Show Host

I like it - keep 'em coming! Even if I don't use all of the suggestions, your suggestions can help steer me in directions I hadn't thought of before.

But I do like the Mr. Republican Talking Points Repeater

[mzteris]

3. Mr. Press Secretary n/t

[jedr]

4. Mr. terror alert level changer.

Mr. chicken hawk warrior, Mr swift boat lier man, Mr homophobic Christan,Mr miss-underestermator man...Mr. intelligent designer man ..etc.

[BushOut06]

6. Mr. Intelligent Design Textbook Writer

Ohhhh, I'm going to relish doing this one }(

[we can do it]

12. oooo good one

[jimshoes]

7. Mr State of the Union T-shirt

wearing disruptor thrower outer.

[BushOut06]

8. Mr. Weapons of Mass Destruction Hunter

Don't worry, it won't be the poor sap hunting for those things who looks like the sap when I'm done with it.

[BushOut06]

9. Mr. Brokeback Mountain Protester

Damned I'm on a roll. These things pretty much write themselves for me }{

[DeadManInc]

10. Mr right wing cristian conservative hypocrite

[BushOut06]

11. Mr. Global Warming Denyer

[we can do it]

13. Mr. Unqualified Crony Appointer

[Roland99]

14. Mr. Talking Points Memo Writer

[Roland99]

15. Mr. Special Interest Lobbyist

[rucky]

16. Mr. Prewar Intelligence Cherrypicker?

Mr. White House Male Escort?

[Oldtimeralso]

17. Mr. Animal-Human hybrider eom

[BushOut06]

18. Mr. Government Contract Hander-outer

You only have one number on your speed dial - Haliburton.