Cheney wheezing enough?

[Redstone]

Thanks to crooksandliars:

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/01/14/cheney-dont-question-dont-criticize-and-iran-watch-out/

Is he a brisk five-minute walk away from the next world, or what?

Redstone

[silverweb]

1. Nope.

Not as long as he's still breathing. He needs to stop it completely and then the wheezing will go away.

[sabbat hunter]

2. did vader wheeze

in a way darth vader wheezed, the suit breathed for him. perhaps it is the dark side of the force keeping darth cheney alive?

[Redstone]

3. With the spaghetti he has for arteries, maybe so.

Redstone

[Stephanie]

4. he's coughing!

gosh, what if he's seriously ill??

[Stephanie]

5. Do you think he's a smoker?

He had his first heart attack at 37 years old. Do you know anyone who had a heart attack that young? I don't.

[Bluebear]

6. He is.

Supposedly gave it up.

[deadmessengers]

7. You can have them at any age

One guy I knew had a heart attack in his late teens. I know of at least 2 other people that have had them in their early thirties.

[Stephanie]

9. late teens is congenital defect probably

early thirties is surprising though. I don't know anyone who's had one so young.

[teriyaki jones]

18. Cheney has a congenital heart defect . . .

He was born without one.

[Roon]

16. My Uncle had a heart attack at 32

but he was a smoker, drinker, fast food eater....

[TheDebbieDee]

10. : - )

[ClintonTyree]

8. He's already among the living dead.....

only a wooden stake through the heart will finish him. His death will be a cause for a national holiday if that day ever comes. He just doesn't have the common decency to die.

[sabbat hunter]

14. nah we know he isnt a vampire

we see him in the daylight.

sides a stake to the heart doesnt kill a vampire, only puts him/her into torpor.

[kohodog]

11. OK everybody, let's each send him a double quarter pounder with cheese

That might do the trick!

[peekaloo]

12. and a microwave to warm them up in.

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[peekaloo]

13. Moby Dick's taking in water and his oily pores have stopped up his blowhole.

flip, flop and fly.

[dysfunctional press]

15. he'll soon be having boat drinks with ken lay, saddaam, and osama

or at least sitting poolside with them at a private resort on a small fijian island.

[badgerpup]

17. My spiritual beliefs call for not ill-wishing people...

so...um...
I hope that very soon Dick Cheney is gently received into the loving arms of his deity of choice and enjoys the afterlife reward that his religion has promised him.

This last six years have made it very hard for me to keep to my personal credo of
"Thou shalt not ill-wish people. Even if they do deserve it."

[hootinholler]

19. This is nothing compared to watergate.

They agreed to that at the end, how nice.

-Hoot