It takes 14 vehicles to transport * and his bike

[kskiska]

Stationary bike?

Number of vehicles required to transport President Bush and his bicycle yesterday to the Maryland suburb of Beltsville for his regular bike ride: 14.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/national/20070115-122042-3299r.htm

[radfringe]

1. Trike-1 needs special protection?

[Buzz Clik]

2. They need a doctor to stitch up his face.

He still hasn't figured out that using toeclips on an mountain bike is dangerous business for a spaz.

[Aviation Pro]

3. Hey, Little Monkey....

...there's a fucking war going on and your little sojurn to Beltsville takes at least 3 hours between loading up your fucking convoy, transporting you on the BW Parkway, unloading your shit, riding your wimpy little ride, uploading your bullshit for the return home and then transporting your sissy, little ass back.

I'm not paying you to ride your bike during core business hours, asswipe. Get back to work.

[acmavm]

4. No one could have put it any better. Thanks.

[azurnoir]

5. Sounds like the punch line to a joke

but it's not, how much does his ride cost taxpayers?

[NV Whino]

6. Don't even ask

You don't want to know.

[nada republic-cons]

7. Approximately 55 people to guard him? n/t

[baldguy]

8. To be fair, 2 are for his balls & 7 are for his ego.