On this Monday we might contemplate our history, past and present . . . so please CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "It's a puzzle so I've gotta watch my step every foot of the way. But like my dad used to say. 'You're a cypher, stud,' so I guess I'm made for it."

[Rebellious Republican]

1. George W. Bush responds to questions of Laura's unwillingness to

have sex with him anymore....

As he bursts into a rendition of Jackson Brownes "Rosie"

She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasnt hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show

Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away

But rosie youre all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie thats my thing
When you turn out the light -- Ive got to hand it to me
Looks like its me and you again tonight rosie

Well I guess I might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that Ive been burned
By now youd think Id have learned
That its who you look like
Not who you are

But rosie youre all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie thats my thing
When you turn out the light -- Ive got to hand it to me
Looks like its me and you again tonight rosie

P.S. You would have to understand the true meaning of the song to fully appreciate.

:rofl:

[helderheid]

2. "I'm a little tea cup..."

[regularguy]

3. "Word to your Mullah!"

[peekaloo]

4. Oh invisible bottle of Jack Daniels, please give me comfort.

[skip fox]

5. "This is not a popularity contest or where polls are the leaders making

all the decisions. It comes down to one person all the time. . . . And Karl says we're going in, so . . . in we're going. Got it?"