Bin Laden blames Dinesh D'Souza for 9/11 attacks

[jgraz]

New Bin Laden Tape Reveals True Cause of 9/11

January 17th, 2007


In a shocking revelation, Osama Bin Laden has released a tape naming right-wing author and pseudo-intellectual Dinesh D'Souza as Al Qaeda's main motivation for the September 11th, 2001 attacks on New York and Washington D.C.

Speaking from the balcony of his Miami Beach townhouse, Bin Laden admitted he began planning the 9/11 attacks shortly after reading d'Souza's 1995 book The End of Racism. "The Islamic people have a proud intellectual history," said Bin Laden. "We invented algebra and made many pioneering discoveries in astronomy. As such, a colossal idiot like Dinesh d'Souza represents an intolerable affront to Islamic teachings. We felt compelled to attack the country and culture responsible for producing such an obscene intellectual poser."

According to Bin Laden, initial plans to fly airplanes into Dartmouth and the Hoover Institution were scrapped when it was discovered that most of the conservatives in those establishments serve as invaluable recruiting tools for Al Qaeda. "But even we have to draw the line somewhere," said Bin Laden, waving a copy of d'Souza's Illiberal Education. "I mean, seriously -- have you read this shit?"

The White House immediately issued a statement calling Bin Laden's rejection of abject stupidity "an attack on core American values." "Clearly, they hate us for our fuckwits," said the president.

[ludwigb]

1. ROFL

That made my day.

[acmavm]

2. I clicked on it because the thread title startled me. Now I see its just one

of the resident nuts exercising their literary skills.

It was funny, I have to admit it.

[jgraz]

4. Sounds like you missed his latest literary excretion

http://www.amazon.com/Enemy-At-Home-Cultural-Responsibility/dp/0385510128/sr=8-1/qid=1169074405/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/002-4889209-6544804?ie=UTF8&s=books

[regnaD kciN]

19. What I'm really wondering...

...is how many conservatives proudly hold to both Samuel Hunnington's The Clash of Civilizations and Distort D'Newza's latest rant? :crazy:

In other words, how many of them believe that we're in a war for our very survival against worldwide Islam, in which, for us to prevail, it is imperative to "enlighten" the Muslim world with our "Western values," while simultaneously blaming liberals for 9/11 because we, uh, tried to enlighten the Muslim world with our Western values?

:wtf:

[jgraz]

20. You mean you expect intellectual consistency from *conservatives*??

Wouldn't that make them...I dunno...liberals?

[Usrename]

26. This should be a clue.

from the Amazon blurb for "The Enemy at Home":


>
Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly
Conservative pundit D'Souza (Illiberal Education) roots the blame for the 9/11 attacks in the left wing's "aggressive global campaign to undermine the traditional patriarchal family" in this mostly lucid but unconvincing argument. Pointing to Hillary Clinton, Britney Spears and Noam Chomsky, he decries those who have teamed up with Hollywood and the U.N. to foist an irreligious, sexually licentious, antifamily liberal culture—epitomized by Eve Ensler's play The Vagina Monologues and gay marriage initiatives—on a Muslim world that rightly reviles it.
>


Britney, just another one of those Bush lovin' war-mongerin' libruls...


:rofl:

[mconvente]

25. He got owned by Colbert a few nights ago!

Ha, that was great!

[undeterred]

3. ...

:rofl: "I mean, seriously -- have you read this shit?" :rofl:

[rpgamerd00d]

5. OMFG! That was AWESOME!

:rofl:

[kitkat65]

6. Good one!

[Swamp Rat]

7. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:applause:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. I can't recommend this because publicity sells books but it is funny, so here's a kick w/ pic...

PLEASE LET NO MORE DIE IN VAIN!

[jgraz]

11. I obviously have no desire to promote this douchebag's books

I can't believe that anyone on this forum would be interested in buying them. After all, why would anyone want to support the man responsible for 9/11?

[jgraz]

8. delete -- wrong place

whoops.

[Tactical Progressive]

10. Thank you!

LOL!!

I honestly think that this is the level of debate that the right-wing deserves 95% of the time, and I'm being generous with that 5%.

[jgraz]

14. Never underestimate the power of ridicule

Especially when it comes to Gunga Dim. He's proven to be immune from intellectual argument.

[Crunchy Frog]

12. Slap a beard onto D'Souza..

and I imagine he would look almost identical to bin Laden. Doesn't bin Laden have a few dozen sons? Do you suppose D'Souza could be one of them? Maybe gone deep undercover to try to implement his dad's agenda for this country.

I don't have Photoshop, but I'd be curious to see what he would look like with "dad's" beard.

[jgraz]

13. If you see him in person, he looks nothing like Bin Laden

For one thing, he looks far too stupid to be related to Osama.

[jgraz]

15. Sigh...stuck at 4 recs

And I spent a good 20 minutes on that post :cry:

[jgraz]

16. woohoo -- let's hear it for shameless and pathetic self-promotion!

:woohoo:

[NanceGreggs]

17. BRILLIANT!!!

Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!

:kick:

[jgraz]

18. High praise indeed coming from you

I never miss one of your wonderful rants. Thanks for the compliment.

[VelmaD]

21. Heeeee...that is so wrong

Too f'in funny.

[Twist_U_Up]

22. Ahhh The OCT route

This book looks much like other gift wrapped Government Propaganda. Too bad when you unwrap it your left with the usual peice of shit.

Its so easy to follow the Governments Official Conspiracy Theory. Its convenient to not have to think for yourself about what really happened that terrible day.

Do yourself and the children coming up a favor,Think about it,Investigate it. The proof is out there.
The Sept 11 forum,where this post will be recycle to eventually, is a good place to start but there is unlimited info out there and its not very hard to find.

911 was an inside job.
Call me Kooky Crazy Whacked Insane ,I dont give a turd
911 was an Inside Job !!

[SidDithers]

29. This post isn't about 9/11...

it's about that idiot Dinesh D'souza.

Try keeping up.

Sid

[rosesaylavee]

23. Very funny post!

I have read that book and its as nutty as you would think it. Great way to start the day. Thanks!

K & R

[NewJeffCT]

24. Damn, and here I thought it was Bill Kristol

I guess I was wrong.

[area51]

27. Excellent.

The biggest recruiting tool of Al Qaeda is the republinazi party.

Your work should be featured on the website "The Onion".

:thumbsup: :yourock:

[LuckyLib]

28. Osama in a Miami Beach townhouse? How could that be? I argue that he's

sitting on a barstool in San Diego in his LL Bean khakis and a plaid shirt, short hair and beardless, sipping on a brewski while watching the Padres on the tube.

[jgraz]

30. My guess is he's been in Florida for a while

Where do you think all those Buchanan votes came from in 2000?

[underpants]

31. Oh that is just too funny

well done

[malaise]

32. This is fall down funny

De Souza is an opportunistic academic fraud.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

33. So Recommended

Funny as hell and at least 50% more accurate than anything Dinesh D'Souza ever wrote!