BreweryYardRat
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:48 PM
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I spent three hours earlier today arguing theology with street preachers. |
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Man, you want to talk about exercises in futility... :(
On the bright side, I pranked one of them. Condoms full of Burger King mayonnaise freak out hateful fundie kooks quite well.
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:50 PM
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1. You're an evil, evil person. I like that! n/t |
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:53 PM
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2. Not really. I just have to do something outrageous every so often. n/t |
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:54 PM
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3. Don't forget to mention: |
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That Christian civilization derives from a woman with her ass in the air. (Theologists just go nuts. But that's the posture of gleaning and Ruth was gleaning when Boaz saw her.)
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:57 PM
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4. One of my fondest memories is debating some fundy... |
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... in front of one of their booths at the county fair. If he wouldn't have been so stupid he would of realized he got owned.
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Wed Jan-17-07 10:59 PM
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5. Less debating, more both sides screaming at one another. |
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Fuckers wouldn't let the good guys get a word in edgewise.
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:10 PM
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6. Mayo-filled condoms? Sounds like excellent Fred Phelps repellent! |
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I'm gonna have to remember that prank... :thumbsup:
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BreweryYardRat
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:23 PM
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8. Yeah. I was half-tempted to squirt some of the mayo on one of them. |
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Figured I might get sued/charged if I did.
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:15 PM
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7. Oh, man. You could have done something useful, like watch a "Look Whos Talking" marathon on DVD. nt |
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:25 PM
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9. Seawolf, you haven't lived... |
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until you've been bullied and hit and run out of their house by them, while attempting to have a "discussion". No way.
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:26 PM
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10. Until I got to the bit about the condoms, I was all ready |
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to give you a lecture. In the meantime, KY Jelly works even better, or egg whites if you can afford it.
One of the things that makes me a very bad Buddhist is my tendency to cut to the chase with fundy kooks trying to bully me into buying Jesus: "Bugger off."
If they're not bullies, I smile sweetly, make sure my wallet hasn't been lifted, and make for an exit.
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Wed Jan-17-07 11:33 PM
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Eh, let's not run with this, whaddya say?
Thanks.
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