Letterman: "Bush has the answer to global warming....He's going to send 20,000 troops to the sun."

[sabra]

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/bulletin/bulletin_070118.htm

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David Letterman: "I heard about this. I was surprised. President Bush has the answer to global warming. He's going to mention it in the State of the Union speech. He's going to send 20,000 troops to the sun."

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1. Oh.No.He.Didn't n/t

[bullwinkle428]

2. FANTASTIC!! You just made me...

:spray:

[sutz12]

3. Well, I hope he sends them at night, when its cooler.

:rofl:

[StClone]

4. Yeah baby! Under the cover of darkness

Cheney helped with the timing it's the least Satan could do.

[rock]

5. I hope they don't forget to take along

faith-based anti-gravity boots (unfortunately we don't have any reality-based ones), it's real heavy on the sun.