What's a guy gotta do to get impeached?

[Swede]

[Pam-Moby]

1. Put a stain on a blue dress.

[liberal N proud]

2. Get a blow job from an intern

[doc03]

3. In Bush's case murder and eat a baby on nationwide TV

[jmowreader]

4. That wouldn't work either...

Thirty-two percent of the American public, and one hundred percent of the Repukes in Congress, would believe Bush thought it was a little terrorist with a bomb stuffed inside, and only by killing the little terrorist and eating his body would Americans be saved from the horrible tragedy of Getting Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Baby Bombs.

If Bush can get past the Spying On Ordinary Americans hearings, I don't even think a blowjob charge would bring him down.