bigendian
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:15 PM
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You are so Republican if..... |
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You don't think that secret wiretaps are bad but have your name on the "do not call" list!
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Deep13
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:17 PM
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1. If you think drug users should be shot, ... |
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...yet you use oxycontin recreationally.
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Initech
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:19 PM
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2. If you like the idea of freedom of speech as long as it's for your party. |
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:20 PM
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3. You make twenty grand a year..... |
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but you think that tax breaks for the rich will keep your mini van from getting impounded.
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SammyWinstonJack
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:23 PM
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:21 PM
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dogday
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:21 PM
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5. If you believe the government has a "carte blanche" |
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reason to invade any country in this world....
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Demos
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:24 PM
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8. If you are still hoping to find WMD's. |
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:39 PM
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12. As long as you holler Terra |
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you have a ticket to ride into war....
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Viva_La_Revolution
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:22 PM
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6. You think it would be neat to have a beer with Shrub. |
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As opposed to pouring it over his head.
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Skidmore
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:26 PM
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9. You can have a greater factual knowledge about the |
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types of bellybutton lint in your navel than you do about the variation of human experience in your own nation.
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DiverDave
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:28 PM
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10. You make 30k per year |
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Edited on Thu Feb-09-06 12:28 PM by DiverDave
and think you will ever be rich enough to get the tax breaks the rich are getting.:crazy:
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Gormy Cuss
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:29 PM
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11. You tell a reporter that you hate taking handouts just after you whine |
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about how little help the county is giving you to shore up your backyard after it was washed away by the creek.
(news story in my paper recently.)
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pompano
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:45 PM
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Downing Memos are fabric softener instructions?
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DanCa
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:47 PM
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14. You want to see soldiers die in a needless endless war. |
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Edited on Thu Feb-09-06 12:48 PM by DanCa
"Bring 'em home now," Bruce Springsteen Feburary 08,2006.
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Yogi
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:48 PM
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15. You are so Republican if..... |
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you keep telling a lie long enough you think it will become the truth.
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Rocknrule
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:48 PM
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Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton personally piloted all 4 planes on 9/11
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Thu Feb-09-06 12:52 PM
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17. you don't support renewal of the Voting Rights Act, but get upset |
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about Coretta Scott King's funeral being "political".
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drm604
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Thu Feb-09-06 01:10 PM
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18. You think that allowing Democrats to vote |
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is a violation of Republican's civil rights.
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Thu Feb-09-06 01:13 PM
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19. You believe that you are horribly oppresed |
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if a retail clerk fails to greet you in the way you demand.
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Thu Feb-09-06 01:14 PM
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20. you support the troop's and you hate gay's and there life style!!!1! |
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Thu Feb-09-06 01:21 PM
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"all those Muslims" are just awful.
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Wheres the Outrage
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Thu Feb-09-06 02:06 PM
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And have become a mind nummed robot:think:
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Thu Feb-09-06 02:17 PM
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23. you whine about how social services are such a waste of your taxes... |
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but think that CEO's like Ken Lay are heroes because they don't pay taxes and have learned to "work the system."
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Thu Feb-09-06 02:33 PM
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24. You think Sean Hannity is a 'Great American' |
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And doubly so if you've ever actually called him to tell him so.
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mariema
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Thu Feb-09-06 02:58 PM
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was an astute business man, knows what it means to meet a payroll and to try to find health insurance for his employees. Also, that he an Laura had to struggle to make ends meet early in their marriage.
(Seriously, this is what my brother-in-law believes. Where do they get this stuff?)
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