You will not believe this - you simply will not

[susu369]

This is an excerpt from a new book about American Presidents and their wives.

http://www.localnewsleader.com/brocktown/stories/index.php?action=fullnews&id=141161

Shedding Light on Private Lives of Leaders
Staff and agencies
11 February, 2006

By CALVIN WOODWARD

WASHINGTON - Presidents and their wives have been an amorous lot, their White House years coming at the pinnacle of lives entwined. The men pursued and loved these women as intensely as they clawed to power and unleashed armies.

==snip==

Another no-nonsense woman, Barbara Bush, got a treacly note from her husband, George, asking her to show more affection for the television cameras in the 1988 campaign, like their opponents, the Dukakises.

"Sweetsie," he began. "Please look at how Mike and Kitty do it. Try to be closer in more — well er romantic — on camera. I am practicing the loving look, and the creeping hand. Yours for better TV and more demonstrable affection. Your sweetie pie coo coo.

"Love ‘ya GB."

==
Dysfunctional does not even begin to describe the bu$h clan.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Words fail me.

So I must resort to projectile vomiting.

:puke:

[glitch]

9. Lol! What a roller coaster ride DU. One minute furious over frog-murder,

the next minute laughing at your funny post. Thanks for the cheer up.

[Nay]

27. O.M.G. This is so...so...fucking NAUSEATING.

[babylonsister]

2. The fact that poppy had to tell her to show affection says it all. nt

[Sydnie]

4. I was just thinking that begging is one step away from paying for it

isn't it? ;)

[Wilms]

10. Shhh!

[susu369]

6. How does one "practice...the creeping hand"

????????????

:wtf:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. And who wants their hand creeping on either of those old ghouls?

[Ken Burch]

13. I know I don't want to see Number 41 doing his creeping-hand practice

near any public schools.

[Sydnie]

12. Pass the bleach ... I must now bleach my brain to remove

that questioning and questionable visual.

[stanwyck]

51. Oh, c'mon, you went to middle-school

dances, didn't you?

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. Oh!

:puke: :puke:

[RoyGBiv]

5. SWEETIE PIE COO COO!?!?!?

I am going to be violently ill.

I must now go drink, heavily.

[bbinacan]

11. I think I'll join you.n/t

[glitch]

15. I quit smoking in 2000. Can you believe it? If ever a millenium needed

the relief of nicotine, this is it.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

22. ain't it the truth . . .

. . . now we may have to resort to shock treatments.

To rid the image of the creeping hand.



And to think I was just going to make myself a snack . . .

[glitch]

26. The creeping hand fits with the horror movie that is the bush family! nt

[FreedomAngel82]

7. Oh gosh

Well it doesn't surprise me. When that one daughter died she didn't allow crying at the funeral. Sad. Maybe that's why Georgie is so messed up.

[1620rock]

25. Can you imagine your hand creeping across the flesh ...

...of that dried up old battle-axe, or her mummified husband? :puke:

[Ken Burch]

37. That would scare Vincent Price

nt

[txindy]

28. Why would she allow crying at the funeral?

She went golfing (with her husband and father, too) the day after her toddler died. People like that don't know how to cry and don't understand why anyone else would, either. Sociopaths, the lot of them.

[WinkyDink]

14. "Yours for better TV"!!! HAHAha!!!

"And especially for that Quaker Oats commercial!"

[Sparkly]

33. That got me, too!!

How romantic!! (What do they do on Valentine's Day -- visit with a PR team?)

[ewagner]

16. God........

I hope I finish puking before I go to bed.....oh the nightmares....

I always thought that Bush 41 and his wife practiced birth control by

LEAVING THE LIGHTS ON!

puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[BlueJazz]

17. Is this Her?

[HysteryDiagnosis]

18. One flew over the cuckoo's nest... .the rest remained behind at

the wh..... sorry to say.

[punpirate]

19. Umm... they didn't seem to print...

... the crone's answer, which probably went, "I'll show some affection when you stop fucking around with that bitch, Jennifer Fitzgerald, you philandering goddamned dodo."

[chat_noir]

46. Jennifer Fitzgerald

1980: Bush's campaign manager, James Baker, forces the dismissal of Bush aide Jennifer Fitzgerald, described in a 1982 Time story as having "much to say about where Bush goes, what he does and whom he sees." Bush continues to pay Fitzgerald out of his own pocket.

1983: Bush promotes Jennifer Fitzgerald from appointments secretary to executive assistant. Seven staffers resign in protest. Fitzgerald tells the New York Post: "Everyone keeps painting me as this old ogre. I really don't worry about it. All these bizarre things just simply aren't true."


1985: Jennifer Fitzgerald is sent to work on Capitol Hill after stories arise linking her romantically with George Bush.

1987: Lee Atwater accuses Robert Dole of spreading stories about Bush and Jennifer Fitzgerald. An agreement is worked out, as reported by Sidney Blumenthal in the Washington Post: "The Dole people didn't spread any rumors and promised not to do it again. And the Bush people haven't spread rumors about the Dole people spreading rumors and won't do it again."

http://bushwatch.org/family.htm

[MuseRider]

20. BLECH!

That's it, just BLECH!

Oh yeah, sweetie pie coo coo? GAG!

[graywarrior]

21. What is it with the Bush women and periwinkle blue?

[driver8]

23. OMG -- I just ate! Why, oh why did I click on this post??

I'll be right back...:puke:

[SillyGoose]

24. I don't EVEN want to know what a "creeping hand" is..

sweetsie, sweetie-pie coo coo...I am practicing the creeping hand.

pardon me while I choke and gag

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Buns_of_Fire]

29. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.....

http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/B/beast-5-fingers.html
Pleasant dreams..... :evilgrin:

[SammyWinstonJack]

43. The Claw, the claw.

:rofl: These people aren't real. :rofl:

[GRLMGC]

30. Uhhhhh

That's all I can say

[Katherine Brengle]

31. "your sweetie pie coo coo" BLECH! ewwwwwww! n/t

[Sparkly]

32. LOL!!!

I'm laughing and sick at the same time!! :rofl: :puke: :rofl: :puke:

[SeattleGirl]

34. "Romantic" and Barbara Bush: An oxymoron if ever there was one

And "sweetie pie coo coo"??? :puke:

[NastyRiffraff]

35. This thread should come with a warning:

DO NOT READ WHILE INJESTING LIQUIDS!!

My poor monitor.

[opihimoimoi]

36. Just confirms what we all knew...Babs Rules.....

[Road Scholar]

38. You mean George Washington... wait a minute, that IS Bar!! LOL nt

[Solly Mack]

39. they had a merger not a marriage

business partners shake hands - they don't hold hands.

kinda confirms that doesn't it?

[Octafish]

40. Poppy saved his precious bodily fluids for Jennifer Fitzgerald...

...his mistress, CIA "appointments secretary" and traveling companion.

http://www.padrak.com/alt/BUSHBOOK_6.html

[ima_sinnic]

41. and for little boys on midnight tours of the White House

http://blatanttruth.org/bushcrimefamily.php#franklin

[Octafish]

42. Whole lotta love thing, there.

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/franklincoverupexcerpt.shtml

[MrBenchley]

44. Remember, Poppa Bush and his mistress were an open spectacle

for many years....

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2092-1268535_5,00.html

[Vinca]

45. He sure got the "coo coo" part right. nt

[peekaloo]

47. I find it hilarious! Although I prefer "your Cow Pie Ca-Ca".

:rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

48. Was he askin for a BJ...YIKES...My eyes....MY EYES..they burn

[susu369]

49. You have to wonder how

the author had access to this note.

Surely the family didn't offer it to him?

Well....on second thought, the bu$hie world is so bizarre they may have thought the note was actually loving - or cute?



:crazy:

[janx]

50. The CREEPING HAND?

EEEWW! :puke:

[SmokingJacket]

52. "We aren't human, but let's pretend." Hurl! nt

[gauguin57]

53. Well, thank you very much for the omelette all over my keyboard.

"Sweetsie"? Ew ew ew ew MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!