DNC response to Cheney shooting

[Cocoa]

http://www.democrats.org/blog.html

Breaking: Cheney Shoots 78-Year-Old Man, Bin Laden Still at Large

According to MSNBC:

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.

Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.

Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.


Following the incident, Cheney reportedly claimed that Whittington's ties to the quail were "pretty well established". Despite hitting only Mr. Whittington with his shotgun blast, Cheney was heard to be insisting hours later that the quail, since flown away, was in its "last throes".

Cheney has a history of misdirecting fire, famously playing a key role in the drive to invade Iraq after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. The mastermind of those attacks, Osama bin Laden, is still at large.

[Inland]

1. LOL! nt

[Keseys Ghost]

3. Well said!

Very nice indeed.

[Democrats_win]

2. Well written!

[bklyncowgirl]

4. Very funny--and quick too. Good work DNC. nt

[Pithy Cherub]

5. That's a classic! ROFL!

:)

[NYCGirl]

6. LOL! That is fucking BRILLIANT!

:applause:

[catmother]

7. very good statement.

:dem:

[Justitia]

8. Yup, that's our "National Security" party for ya! We're doomed. -eom

[BuyingThyme]

9. That's not real.