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Sun Feb-12-06 08:28 PM
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Cheney's Got a Gun (apologies to Arrowsmith) |
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Ch' dum dum dum, Dickie what have you done ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound of my gun ch' dum dum dum, Dickie what have you done ch' dum dum dum, shot a lawyer in Texas, Son
Cheney got a gun Cheney got a gun whole world's come undone shootin' like a crazy one.
what did our VP do what did he put us through You know that Cheney told old Scooter to put a hit on Wilson and out his wife the secret agent Plame now that Scooter told on Cheney he ain't never gonna be the same
Cheney got a gun Cheney got a gun dog days just begun now everybody is on the run
tell me now it's untrue what did that Scooter do he told the prosecuter that Cheney made him do it now Cheney's down on Scooter the veep is out for vengeance now someone's gonna feel some pain
run away, run away from the press run away, run away from the press run away, run away run, run away
what did our VP do it's Cheney's big whoopsiedoo he went huntin' for some birdies but plugged a pioneer instead his temper's fraying daily the pressure's getting to his head
Cheney Cheney, what's the problem tell me we're all right 'Cause man you made a mess here you ain't never gonna put it right.
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:30 PM
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1. Congratulations...you've made me hate Aerosmith even more... |
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It's a personal music choice thing...
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:29 PM
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11. I'm glad someone else finds Aerosmith loathsome. |
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Mon Feb-13-06 08:42 AM
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23. The epitome of selling out and over-hyped cookie cutter rock |
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:31 PM
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:rofl:
Now I want to hear aerosmith sing it!
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:34 PM
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3. Wish I could have this in my iPod... |
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:35 PM
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4. Sooo Great! I wish I could hear it sung. |
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:37 PM
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6. Sorry but my singing voice sounds like someone killed a cat. nt |
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:05 PM
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9. A Def Leppard tune could also fit the bill... |
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Hopefully someone creative can pump out a parody quickly for Mike Molloy, etc. to use...
Def Leppard Billy's Got A Gun
Billy's got a gun, he's on the run Confusion in his mind, the blind leads the blind Oh billy got's a gun, he's gonna shoot you down He's got evil in his eyes, got a reason to despise There's danger in the air
Can you feel it in the air? There's danger in the air, danger Such a strange emotion Can you feel it in the air?
Oh he was locked inside a room without a door His innocence, he suffered for In a world of black and white they were wrong and he was right Just looking for a clue, it's a nightmare come true He's goin' underground to track that danger down Oh billy, hey why you got that gun?
Can you feel it in the air? There's danger in the air, danger Such a strange emotion Can you feel it in the air? Oh billy!
Never give him an even break Gettin' caught is the chance you take It could be your last mistake You could be so helpless As a bird with a broken wing Like a sheep in a lion's den Gonna fall but you won't know when He's gonna get you
You hear footsteps in the night, see shadows on the wall And the ghostly sound of silence as the mist begins to fall Then a scream rang out like thunder but the lightning was too late As the rain came down on the crimson ground was the hand of fate And a crowd of people gathered, but billy couldn't wait
Can you feel it in the air? There's danger in the air, danger Such a strange emotion Can you feel it in the air? Yeah, billy's got a gun
Oh you better run Never give him an even break - better run Gettin' caught is the chance you take - you better run Yeah billy's got a gun! As a bird with a broken wing - oh billy Like a sheep in a lion's den - oh billy Gonna fall but you won't know when - yeah billy's out He's gonna get you
Yeah!
Bang bang!
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:35 PM
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12. Did you mean to misspell Aerosmith? |
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Mon Feb-13-06 06:28 AM
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16. Whoops, sorry, guess I'm not a fan--but I do like that song. nt |
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:37 PM
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13. Wow, two kickarse parodies! |
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DUers are on a roll tonight. :applause:
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Mon Feb-13-06 02:30 AM
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14. I was thinking more like . . . "I shot the millionaire . . . |
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but I did not shoot no BILLionaire, no no" . . . Dick 'Dreadlock' Cheney . . .
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Mon Feb-13-06 02:35 AM
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15. Just seeing the title of this thread made me LMAO! |
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:rofl: Thanks for the laugh! :rofl:
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Mon Feb-13-06 06:47 AM
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19. HEre's mine: Once again, apologies to aerosmith. |
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Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done? Ch' dum dum dum shootin' quails is fun
Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done? ch' dum dum got dem vicious quails on the run
Cheney got a gun.
Cheney got a gun.
Huntin' trips are really fun. Took a billionaire lawyer on this one.
What did poor Harry do? To take one in the face from You?
They say when Cheney saw the birdies, he shot his wad all o'er the place; But Harry was behind him, then Cheney spun around, and blasted him right in his face.
Cheney got a gun Cheney got a gun
Harry's not havin' fun He got "peppered" by Crashcart's gun.
Holy shit I'm really screwed, Call Rove, ask him what to do.
The ambulance is speedin' out to the old Armstrong place while Dick is sweatin' bullets, they're picking bb's out of harry's face.
N-R-A? What you say, about this crime? N-R-A? What you say, about this crime? N-R-A? What you say, about this crime?
It's ok, this kinda thing happens from time to time.
Poor Harry's really screaming- the helicopter starts to dock Maybe that'll teach him, to go huntin' quails with a fuckin' CHICKEN HAAAAAAWWWWWWWK!
That's all I could come up with...
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Mon Feb-13-06 07:06 AM
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20. Cute, such a rush of creativity. Thank you Dick Cheney. nt |
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Mon Feb-13-06 07:11 AM
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21. If only we could get Cheney & Bin Laden together for a little ... |
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Mon Feb-13-06 07:26 AM
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22. What makes you think they haven't? They never revealed the 3rd hunter. |
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If you go with the tinfoil theory that Bin Laden is alive and well and living in Cheney's undisclosed location, he may have been right there, hunting quail with Deadeye Dick.
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:26 AM
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24. Beatles - Happiness Is A Warm Gun |
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She's not a girl who misses much Do do do do do do do do She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand Like a lizard on a window pane.
The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors On his hobnail boots Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy Working overtime A soap impression of his wife which he ate And donated to the Nation Trust.
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down Down to the bits that I left uptown I need a fix cause I'm going down Mother Superior jump the gun Mother Superior jump the gun Mother Superior jump the gun Mother Superior jump the gun.
Happiness is a warm gun Happiness is a warm gun When I hold you in my arms And I feel my finger on your trigger I know no one can do me no harm Because happiness is a warm gun -Yes it is.
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