Reality Is FUCKING LOOPY!!!!!!!!! The VP Actually Fucking SHOT SOMEONE!!!

[Beetwasher]

Wow. I mean fucking wow. Holy fucking shit, please tell me I'm fucking dreaming. This is too fucking crazy. :wow:

[MrModerate]

1. They need to take away ALL of his toys . . .

Especially the ones that go BANG.

[Buck Turgidson]

2. I heard he shot him in the tabloids.

Pa-dum. Tsssshh.

[Olney Blue]

3. Wake up and smell the birdshot. It's true!

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. Getting closer to the "What would they have to do..."

Before the loyalists start wondering WTF. Not this - because:

1. It was not a child
2. It was not on live TV
3. The victim survived and
4. Was not eaten.

[A Simple Game]

7. 4. Was not eaten. Yet!

As with most larger game animals, it is best to let the meat age for awhile.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. Senor Beetwasher, sir.

Planet velly velly fucked up.

All people batshit crazy.

Cheers.

[CatWoman]

6. Me?

I can't WAIT until the late night talk shows dig their teeth into this!!!

:hi:

[Swamp Rat]

12. yep

I can't wait for Countdown with KO and The Daily Show! :D :bounce:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. I thought it was a spoof when I first heard it on the radio

I checked the news only to see it was for real. :wow:

[jus_the_facts]

9. Trippin' indeed.....

[Ksec]

10. The guy is not only a lying scoundrel but a careless

irresponsible idiot to boot.

He probably was walking around with the safety off and the gun accidently went off. Something a child might do, or a beginner. Not a Vice President. This just tells me he IS a fked up dude with no responsiblity.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

Yes. Probably was lighting a stogie . . .

. . . and ventilated his buddy.

Set the gun and bottle down next time, Snartlin' Dick.

[johnnie]

11. Well, it seems the conservatives don't think it is a big deal

It's not too often that a vice president has been involved with a shooting, but I won't be surprised if this just blows over.

[asjr]

13. If the birds were in flight how

damed tall is the victim?

[MercutioATC]

16. It was a quail...

It had probably just been flushed, so it'd still be low. Not unusual.

[NVMojo]

14. friendly fire on the hunting range ....

[zbdent]

15. It's okay

it was a warning shot . . .