Imagine if the lawyer had shot Cheney instead

[BushOut06]

Or better yet, if Cheney and Bush had been on the same trip, and Cheney "accidentally" had shot Bush, or vice versa.

I guess this means that everyone will think twice about hunting with Cheney.

[txindy]

1. They'll have to pay people to hunt with Darth from now on.

Instead of the other way around, as has been customary.

[BushOut06]

4. Who wants to bet Cheney invites Abramoff to go hunting?

I bet Cheney is wishing he had invited him to go on this last trip. Gonna be awfully hard to get Abramoff to go hunting now.

Kinda like Big Pussy going on a boat ride with Tony Soprano.

[benburch]

11. Please don't use the word "Pussy" in a derrogatory mode!

Pussy is a nice thing!

I adore Pussy!

I suggest that WIMP be used instead.

Instead use "Pussy" in a superlative;

"Wow! That is a really PUSSY car you have there!"

"Michael Stipe's new EP is so Totally PUSSY!"

"Wow! I'm stoned! That was some really PUSSY weed!"

[BushOut06]

13. Um, you familiar with the Sopranos?

Big Pussy was a character on the show for the first few seasons. He was one of Tony's closest friends, and one of the captains in the Mob. When Tony found out that Big Pussy was working with the feds, he and a few other guys took him out on a boat and whacked him.

[benburch]

14. Oh! I don't watch TV at all...

Except the Weather Channel once in a great while.

[ReadTomPaine]

9. Are you kidding? The glazed eyed GOP faithful are waiting in line..

to go hunting with Uncle Dick and start shoveling their money and his BS as directed. For most of them, it would be an honor to be shot by one of the VP's collector firearms. They would probably ask Cheney to autograph their scars or sign their tombstones.

[benburch]

2. I've been imagining that ALL DAY.

:evilgrin:

[lonestarnot]

3. damn ain't that a shame.

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. Big time!

[Wheezy]

6. One would think that Secret Service would have leveled the field

Breaking: Secret Service Agents tell Cheney, "You're on your own, Shrapnel."

[RaleighNCDUer]

7. Now we know why Scalia didn't recuse himself from Cheney's

case.

The cyborg suggested they go hunting again, after the court's review of it.

[Village Idiot]

8. It's a pretty common fantasy / daydream today.

[Ecumenist]

10. If the lawyer had shot cheney.....

He would have been summarily shot in the field but I suspect that there would have been some in in the world more than willing to hang a medal on his headstone, with monetary stipends for his family in perpetuity. Just a hypothetical permutation, Agent Mike. :hi:

[nebula]

12. I wish Cheney had accidentally shot himself instead

in the head.