Hey, Where is Pat Robertson???

[H2O Man]

"...Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun...."

Where is the Pious Pat Robertson? I'd like him to put this Cheney business in his unique perspective. What is God trying to tell Dick Cheney? What is God telling the rest of us?

"Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know no one can do me no harm
because happiness is a warm gun.
Yes it is."
-- John Lennon, 1968

[mdmc]

1. That guy was shot becuase God hates drunks!

[im10ashus]

2. God hates lawyers.

That's most likely going to be his response.

[H2O Man]

3. Hmmm: drunks & lawyers ......

Will his righteousness blame the victim? He often does. Or will he note that Cheney's recklessness -- and that should be a key word for democrats (reckless) -- caused the life-threatening wounds his friend has suffered?

[im10ashus]

6. Drunk and reckless.

Two of the most evil combinations EVER!!! His righteousness always seems to blame the victims. I can't, in good faith, wish harm on someone. It's bad for my karma. But I just with his righteousness would find his 700 Club in some financial crisis and have to stop spreading his hate so readily.

[H2O Man]

8. Instant karma .....

in fact, this should make Dick Cheney think about the hell he has caused innocent human beings.

[im10ashus]

9. One of my favorite Lennons songs.

And quite true. I would LOVE to know what goes on in that fevered little brain of Dick's. Maybe I would understand the criminal mind a little more. :shrug:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Dick"

"Phase Two: In which Snarlin' Dick ventilates a solicator."

Rock on, H2O Man!



(Pat Robertson, by the way, IS strangely quiet . . . not like him at all. You don't suppose Dick offed him too?)

[H2O Man]

5. Robertson IS His

press secretary, isn't he?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. Sure seems that way. n/t

10. The Curse of Dick Cheney Strikes again

I would say it is in the stars. He has an attraction to torture and is completely un-empathetic.




Rolling Stone Magazine -

(excerpt)
The Curse of Dick Cheney
The veep's career has been marred by one disaster after another Should George W. Bush win this election, it will give him the distinction of being the first occupant of the White House to have survived naming Dick Cheney to a post in his administration.

First, Cheney impresses someone rich or powerful, who causes unearned wealth and power to be conferred on him. Then, when things go wrong, he blames others and moves on to a new situation even more advantageous to himself.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/6450422/the_curse_of_dick_cheney/?rnd=1139949048234&has-player=true&version=6.0.12.1465

[dave29]

11. Pat's been trying to change the face of the legal profession for some time

maybe God is a strict constructionist

[H2O Man]

12. Point Blank

"Well they shot you point blank
you been shot in the back
Baby point blank you been fooled this time
little girl that's a fact
Right between the eyes baby, point blank
right betweenthe pretty lies they tell
Little girl you fel .....

That always end up point blank, shot between the eyes
Point blank like little white liesyou tell to ease the pain
You're walkin' in the sights, girl of point blank
and it's one false moveand baby the lights go out ...."

-- Bruce Springsteen, 1979

[H2O Man]

13. It is at a point

where even the rats are turning on Cheney. Bob Novak, Ari Fleischer, and others have weighed in against Dick Agnew in the past 24 hours.