At the very least, Dead-eye Dick's legacy is cemented in the sewer FOREVER

[mtnsnake]

Maybe he won’t go to jail, maybe he won’t get impeached, but his image is finished. One thing this crooked bastard prided himself on was the outward appearance he tried to convey of being some sort of a tough, precise thug who was cool & competent under pressure to the point of being arrogant & smug. Well, any faux image he had with his sheeple followers is gone...POOF!...out the window, haha, and all with one bumbling shot.

Cheney is royally fucked. No matter which way they spin it, his image is over.

If they spin it like it was his mistake, he looks like a trigger-happy bumbling fool.

If they spin it like it was the lawyer’s mistake, he looks like an insensitive asshole.

If they spin it like it was nobody's fault, he comes off as the bumbling liar that he is.

There is NO way they can spin this without making Cheney look INCOMPETENT. The only question that remains is will he chose to look like an incompetent trigger-happy bumbling fool or an incompetent insensitive asshole? It’s been over 4 days since it happened, and they still can’t figure an “honorable” way out of this one. That’s because there IS no way out of this for the prick.

Can you imagine for how many hundreds of years that hunters are going to joke with each other whenever one of them makes a lousy shot in the woods or comes close to injuring a fellow hunting companion?

“Why you dumb fuck, Bubba, what you tryin to do.....Cheney me or somethin?”

“Watchya talking about, Billy Bob, you 4-eyed fuck? Your the one who looks like that dumbfuck Cheney and cant shoot the broad side of a barn.”

“Look now, Bubba, if you keep tellin me I look like Cheney, I‘m gunna leave you have a load of buckshot right up the ass!”

Just like James Braddock is the inspiration behind the word, “Cinderella”, whenever it’s associated with rags-to-riches stories with fantastic endings....and just like Bill Clinton is "The Comeback Kid"....I can’t wait to see which word or phrase in the English language becomes Dead-eye Dick Cheney’s legacy for centuries to come!

[Skittles]

1. I agree with this assessment

I think The Daily Show nailed it with the repeated references to SHOT IN THE FACE.....BY THE VICE PRESIDENT.....OF THE UNITED STATES

[mtnsnake]

2. Oh did they ever. I emailed that video to all my friends & relatives

last night after someone on DU posted it. Too funny.

[Skittles]

3. did you see last night's clip?

they nailed it again - "downgraded" the story from funny to still funny by kind of sad