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Wed Feb-15-06 10:01 PM
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What do people say when they're busted for alcohol-related crimes? |
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"I only had one beer"
Really.
"I had a beer about 3 hourth ago, offither, really"
Riiiiiight.
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:02 PM
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that pedestrian wandered into the path of my car.
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:04 PM
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4. He didn't announce that he was behind me when I backed over him. |
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:02 PM
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:03 PM
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3. or just had a couple .... |
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funny, why do they sell them in six packs?
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:08 PM
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6. It's no secret that a weekend hunting is a weekend partying...just not |
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when you're hunting. The night before you go out hell yeah. Can' take a shit in the woods without a hangover. After a good day? Hell yeah. BUT NOT WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY HUNTING OR GOING TO HUNT.
oh, and beer comes in six packs so you can have one each day and keep holy the sabbath.
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:06 PM
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5. I Just Smoked Some Crack |
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Edited on Wed Feb-15-06 10:06 PM by stepnw1f
and blew out three veins yesterday!:sarcasm:
or I just had a beer, awsifa..
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:10 PM
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8. LOL! I dropped my stem in my crotch and it burned my |
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nuts...:sarcasm:
It's always ONLY ONE BEER! always
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:18 PM
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You must have grown up in the 70's lol
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:09 PM
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7. And only then because the alcohol smell is on their breath |
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Otherwise they'd deny even the "one" beer.
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Wed Feb-15-06 11:07 PM
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12. ANd the "one" beer might just be a Colt .45 or in Cheney's case a |
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Wed Feb-15-06 10:32 PM
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10. "It's only one beer and I can hold my liquor." |
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Braaaappppp. 'scuse me, Awzifuh.
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Wed Feb-15-06 11:05 PM
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11. liquor? I hardly know her! (nt) |
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Thu Feb-16-06 12:08 AM
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Thu Feb-16-06 12:35 PM
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18. Welcome to badboy's bar...Liquor in the front, Poker in the Rear! |
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Thu Feb-16-06 06:18 PM
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20. I haven't heard that since I left Tennessee ... |
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Always made me kind of snicker. ;)
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Thu Feb-16-06 10:29 PM
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21. my grandma told me this one....What are 3 parts o an old stove? |
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Like an old coal/woodburning stove?
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Thu Feb-16-06 11:26 PM
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Jeez, I heard it from a lawyer. :7
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Fri Feb-17-06 12:51 AM
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23. I haven't told it yet...3 parts of an old stove: Lifter, Leg, and Poker |
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Fri Feb-17-06 01:31 AM
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I heard that from a lawyer, too. :P
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Thu Feb-16-06 12:18 AM
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14. "Jesh whum beeehr, oshifur. **belch** Jesh whum lil' whum." |
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Classic drinker's ploy: minimize, and no one'll notice.
Sure.
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Thu Feb-16-06 01:49 AM
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15. and try to discreetly pop 7 altoids or whatever gum you've got before |
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Thu Feb-16-06 03:35 AM
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16. well, the woman who crashed into my father kept insisting... |
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... that she hadn't been drinking -- just a Pepsi and a glass of juice. I heard her say that when she was questioned right there where it happened. Actually, she said that more than once, kind of kept repeating it.
But they tested her, and lo and behold! she was well over the limit.
So, no: when people insist that they weren't drinking when they did whatever stupid-ass thing they did, I don't always believe them.
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Thu Feb-16-06 04:32 AM
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17. first they deny it...then they'll admit to only 1 drink...(nt) |
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Thu Feb-16-06 12:45 PM
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19. if I recall Cheney has a few DUI's under his belt .... |
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he likes more than one beer...
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Fri Feb-17-06 01:20 AM
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24. 2 Dewies, 8 months apart. 1962-63. Not that we should hold it against |
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him, but it does help give us insight into who Chenequiddick really is, and how his propensity for abusing alcohol, disrespect for the rule of law, and disdain for human safety have created the nightmare sub-human pond scum that is dead-eye dickaquiddick
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Fri Feb-17-06 01:22 AM
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25. My friend and I in HS did a skit about that |
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The only had one beer offither is a classic. :D
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