i can hear judge judy now:

[unblock]

"listen to me: YOU WERE DRUNK! you said you were drinking before you shot someone in the face. you said you were drinking after you shot someone in the face. you expect -- TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOU POCKETS! -- you expect me to believe that someone who had a six-pack at lunch and more drinks after --

"your honor, i only had beer"

"YOU HAD A SIX-PACK! you have, let me see, not one, not two, but THREE DUIs on your rap sheet! I'M TALKING HERE! listen to me! when someone with multiple drunk driving arrests gets in trouble and says they had one beer, THEY HAD SIX!" and then you expect me to believe that after 6 beers you were stone cold sober during an incident that would seem to be more likely to happen if alcogol were involved -- and then went home and got drunk AGAIN? HAH! YOU WERE DRUNK! even my bailiff knows you were drunk! right, burt?"

[Earth_First]

1. That's about right...

[JeffR]

2. ROFL

"You're a swifty, sir, you're a swifty".
:rofl:

[liberalnurse]

3. Super monologue!

O8) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :woohoo:

[NanceGreggs]

4. That is SO dead-on!

I can hear her saying exactly that!

"Mr. Cheney, you may be the Vice President of the United States, but this is MY COURTROOM, and I'll do the talking ..."

Oh, what I wouldn't give to see it!

[Left Is Write]

5. You just forgot one thing...

"...even my bailiff knows you were drunk! Right, Burt?"

[unblock]

9. couldn't remember his name....

thanks!

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

13. No problem.

You've really got Judge Judy down pat!

I'd love to see both Uncle Dick and Junior hauled up before her.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Yep, that's what she'd say

Judge Judy and Law & Order (the part with Sam Waterston) are the only TV shows I watch regularly.

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. Maybe "Boston Legal" will take a crack at Dead eye Dick on an

upcoming episode. That show loves to take shots :evilgrin: at bu$hcoInc.

[Richard Steele]

7. Nice! You really captured her essence!

[Vanje]

8. "Don't you sneer at me, Mister!"

!

[MADem]

16. "Don't shoot me in the face and tell me it's raining!!!!" nt

[InternalDialogue]

10. Unblock, you are channeling!

Dead on -- "TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKET!"

:rofl:

[fiveleafclover]

15. That part made me lol for real

Not just the kind you type, but the kind that makes you wonder if the neighbor can hear you through the wall. Thanks unblock, that was great!

[npincus]

11. "SUI" = Shooting Under the Influence

or

"SWFU"= Shooting While Fucked-Up

or

"SOGWFU" = Shoot an Old Geezer While Fucked-Up

[Rocknrule]

12. "Ok, the gerbil is for the defendant!"

"The bubble gum machine is yours!"

to quote Pablo Francisco

[kayice]

14. omg, thanks for the laugh....n/t

[emdee]

17. I have often dreamed of The Bush Administration going in front of her!

Let's take all of their crimes to her!!
emdee

[Bluebear]

18. "Judgment for the plaintiff. That's all, STEP OUT." nt

[sandnsea]

19. Ha, Excellent!!

:applause:

[Maraya1969]

20. Give this to SNL - it would make a GREAT skit. K & R

[Sugar Smack]

21. Oh, this is CLASSIC! Nominating!!!

:rofl:

[AirmensMom]

23. That's good, unblock!

:rofl:

[sattahipdeep]

24. Thank you thank you thank you

K & R

:applause: :rofl:

[Pool Hall Ace]

25. Wow, this is great.

I would love to see Snarl go before Judge Judy !!

By the way, her bailiff's name is Petrie Hawkins-Byrd, aka Byrd. :hi:

[unblock]

26. yeah, mrs. unblock pointed that out, too late to edit

along with "alcogol".

sheesh! i'd say i was drunk when i posted but I'M A TEETOTALER! HONEST!

[Pool Hall Ace]

27. Seriesly, Im sure your a teetotaler !!!!!!11!!111

:rofl:

[unblock]

28. actually, i am

alcohol gives me severe migraines, so i avoid it like the plague. i can't even have anything COOKED in alcohol, even the residue (tanic acid) gives me migraines.

but it made a good joke to pretend like it's just a false plea....

[cassiepriam]

29. And THERE IS ONLY ONE ATTITUDE HERE, MINE

Lose the 'tude dude.