So how is Mr. Whittington today?

[DoYouEverWonder]

Still haven't seen hide nor hair of him?

Is he still in intensive care? Is he still in 'stable' condition?

Or is he so busy working on those 'legal' documents, that he just doesn't have time to make a statement or an appearance?

[beingthere]

1. NPR said he was sitting in a chair. n/t

[valerief]

2. That reminds me of the old How's Francisco Franco joke on SNL

Still dead.

[SillyGoose]

3. Stable condition, in ICU only for privacy, zinging doctors with hilarious

one-liners, eating well, not watching TV because he doesn't have one, talking on the phone alot, and sitting in a chair.

This is what the PR guy from the hospital said earlier this afternoon during a press conference. The hospital also said it was providing a catered lunch from some famous BBQ joint for the media.

[jobycom]

4. Probably slamming them back and living like a king.

I no longer believe he was seriously wounded. I now believe he was really peppered, and Cheney saw it as a chance to divert attention away from the Katrina report, Abu Ghraib, and Valerie Plame. They knew a terrorist attack wouldn't work, so they created a silly scandal about Cheney, and probably fed nonsense to us through bloggers and fake posters. Karl, Dick, and Harry are at this minute eating steaks, harrassing attractive waitresses, and laughing at the stupid Democrats who fell for their schtick once again. Probably wondering if they should bother telling the stupid little brat in the White House what they did.

Maybe.

[shain from kane]

5. Does he have any hide left? n/t