laststeamtrain
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:48 AM
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Joke: WHITE HOUSE BREAKFAST |
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(This is probably old to some, but it's new to me...)
WHITE HOUSE BREAKFAST
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark dumb grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'." *
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:54 AM
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1. Shrub would never order quiche |
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I guarantee you that one of the few books he read or had read to him was Real Men Don't Eat Quiche...
And we all know how important it is to him that he keeps up a "real man" image.
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:54 AM
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:54 AM
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I could actually see the dust on that joke.
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:55 AM
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4. Thanks for the grin . . . |
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. . . i needed that today! ;)
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:09 AM
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5. This was origionally about Clenis |
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The Quickie punchline was funny....only because it was Clenis.
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:19 AM
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7. Oh really O'Reilly? Veddy in-ter-esting... |
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:21 AM
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8. I moved to Arizona from California 3 weeks ago. |
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Local morning news woman had a guest making some kind of sauce. News person said, "WOW! That looks just like a fruit fraeyp!" (meaning frappe)
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:30 AM
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9. was expecting a baby heads for breakfast joke. |
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