Tyler Durden
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Fri Feb-24-06 11:42 AM
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It's not UNITARY Executive, it's URINARY Executive. |
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Which of course means that only George W. Bush has the inferred Constitutional Right to PISS on anyone he chooses.
Usually people like us.
I'm shocked that I haven't heard some comic use this. I don't think these things up for a living like THEY do, y'know.
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Fri Feb-24-06 11:47 AM
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1. Hey I thought it was funny... |
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...guess not.
Hey guys I'm really reaching to keep my groove up, but rearranging deck chairs on the TITANIC is starting to look like a job without a future.
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Fri Feb-24-06 12:02 PM
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I just got here late. Nice play on words. Not a pretty picture though. That is a mental image i did not need. The Professor
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Fri Feb-24-06 12:09 PM
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7. I live with this image day and night. |
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I picture George like a phallus on the gigantic body of a giant sized Dick Cheney, spouting piss all over us at high pressure like a fire hose.
Colon Bowel and Kindasleezy are running around, renting umbrellas out at $100 a minute.
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Fri Feb-24-06 12:26 PM
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8. Was That Supposed To Help Me? |
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Now, you've made it worse. A giant phallus?!?!? Now, you've made it worse! Of course, i think you did that so i would share your misery. The Professor
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:15 PM
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9. Misery doesn't love company... |
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...Misery just wants to stop being miserable.
Didn't that always strike you as stupid?
Still can't get the image out of my head. Read too much Dante.
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Fri Feb-24-06 02:03 PM
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Thanks Tyler. The Professor
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Fri Feb-24-06 11:49 AM
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Edited on Fri Feb-24-06 11:49 AM by Canuckistanian
Shrub has his zipper down and he's spraying America.
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Tyler Durden
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Fri Feb-24-06 11:53 AM
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3. I said this to a friend yesterday... |
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"Bush will NEVER die. They're going to preserve his HEAD like NIXON on 'Futurama' except that they're going to let him keep his DICK so he can keep PISSING on all of us."
FUN to watch coffee come out a friend's nose.
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Fri Feb-24-06 11:57 AM
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4. That explains his hand-written note to Condi while at the UN. (nt) |
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Fri Feb-24-06 12:00 PM
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5. Forgot about that one. |
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Still wondering why nobody in the Joke field has said this yet. I thought someone had.
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