"Replace O'Reilly w/Phil" petition update: 2865 signatures, and counting!

[npincus]

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?0donahue&1

Don't forget to add yours!



BLAST FROM THE PAST: Watch Phil stick it to Sir Loofah-Lot at: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/21.html#a5055

[GrumpyGreg]

1. Thanks for posting--I didn't know there was such a poll !

[bluerum]

2. I signed and forwarded. Anybody but O'Reilly, please. Great clip

I had not seen it before.

Has Donahue been on O'Slimey more recently?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. I went to O'Liely's poll to see how many signatures....

strangest thing... he doesn't tell us. Wonder why that is? :P

[npincus]

6. he's probably too busy signing it himself...

with the phone book in his lap

[Norquist Nemesis]

9. It probably under Executive Privelege or a threat to National Security

:D

[thereismore]

4. kick nt

[Canuckistanian]

5. Done!

Now let's compare the numbers of O'Lielly's petition vs. this one.

[xiamiam]

7. kick

[man4allcats]

8. Done and Recommended!

Thanks for posting! :thumbsup:

[Rainbowreflect]

10. Done & recommended.

[dorkulon]

11. Done

[xiamiam]

12. kicked again...i know its silly but it feels good to even entertain the

idea that we could ever have oreilly off the airwaves

[In Truth We Trust]

13. 3009 and counting

[Beelzebud]

14. LOL

[HootieMcBoob]

15. I was number 3020

How many does O'Reilly have to replace Olberman?

[Warren DeMontague]

16. Damn, I thought you meant Phil Lesh

But Donahue is certainly better than Ol' Falafel Fucker.

[npincus]

17. Heads up, DU! Bill just sent us a FALAFEL-GRAM:

[dorkulon]

18. 1-900-FALAFEL

Bill's #10 on the 50 Most Loathsome of 2005.

[Tesla]

19. Go Phil, bye Bill!!

3042!!!

[dancingme]

20. I just threw up a little in my mouth

I hope I never read that again. :puke:

[npincus]

22. what's the matter?

I hear Bill is in the shower preparing some special sauce for those big, firm balls...

[dancingme]

24. I don't think anything of Bill's is firm

[Warren DeMontague]

36. Jesus. Now *I* need a shower.

What is it about right wingers, every time they think they're gettin' funky, nasty and dirty, it just comes out sounding all... wrong?

[Mabus]

43. npincus are those really your comments on the petition?

are you one and the same? 'Cuz that is one of the funniest comments I came across. :rofl:

edited to add said comments

I understand that the advanced stages of syphilus will cause the human brain to conjure up loofahs and falafels... it is time to show Bill some mercy and let him retire to a place where his rapid deterioration and escalating perversions can be contained safely- for the protection of society and himself. It is time to let Bill go, and spend his last days imagining fields of loofahs and endless falafel banquets. Go in peace, Bill and welcome to FOX, Phil Donahue!

:rofl: :applause: :woohoo:

[jeffrey_X]

21. 3050 signatures and counting...

:-)

[Ignis]

23. Done. (nt)

[Bacchus39]

25. O'Reilly is a complete idiot, I have no idea why people watch

him. Sean Hannity is obnoxious and repulsive but he is no where near as dense as Bill. I never did understand why DUers watch Faux.

[KAT119]

26. DONE - THANK YOU!

[Ksec]

27. done

[Blue Belle]

28. Done!! 3074 signatures!

:)

[edbermac]

29. 3075 - O'Lielly makes Joe Goebbels look 'Fair and Balanced'

My comment...

[Mabus]

30. 3,107 signatures and moving up

:kick:

[npincus]

31. 3211 and counting...

[proud2BlibKansan]

32. NO!! Phil shouldn't have to be on Faux

And they don't deserve him.

[npincus]

33. 3713 and counting... yeee HAW!

I love the "Comments":

O'Reilly is a scary, scary man, and a bad pornographer

As a dr. uses a laser to remove genital warts you should in the same manner remove the biggest wart of them all. Thank You

No one really respects this man-- he's a moron!

Hurry!

Release Bill to be host of The New Hee-Haw!!!

I can't wait I love Phil Donahue

anything but O'Reilly

time for an honest man

It's the best thing that fox could do for America

your ratings would soar

Face it; your Pravda-esque programming is embarrassingly transparent. Get rid of the clown. Make yourself relevant.

Do it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lying is lying whether you're 6 or 60..we teach kids not to lie..O'Reilly should not be allow on the air at all

I really enjoy donahue!

and so on....

[GreenPartyVoter]

34. done

[SeattleGirl]

35. Done. I'm #3743

:bounce:

[Greylyn58]

37. Done and Kicked!!

[npincus]

38. ... some more good ones:

Put Falafal out to pasture!

O'Reilly is suffering from too much preposterone.

Dear Sir, Please send Mr. O'Falafel back to O'Loofah land where he can live in peace amongst his fellow perverts, hypocrites and liars. He doesn't seem well at all these days and I don't think you are doing your "Network" any favors by keeping on the payroll. In fact, I think it is highly likely that he will snap and do something very scary while on air sometime in the near future. I heard that he went mental today when Shepard Smith broke the rules and actually said the word "Olbermann" to him

Please show that your "Fair and Balanced" slogan shouldn't be replaced by something more suitable like, "Fox News: Where Truth and Journalistic Integrity Go to Die," or "Faithfully Serving the GOP 24/7." Perhaps the best and most fitting, "Fox News: We Distort, You Abide," or "Fox News: Proudly Catering to the White, the Wealthy and Powerful since 1995." Please, feel free to use any of these far more accurate depictions of your network

[missouri dem 2]

39. 3769 Total Signatures

[npincus]

40. woo-HOOO... DU is burning it up!

[npincus]

41. okay, signed AGAIN... 3803

tee hee

[Maat]

42. I signed this morning!

I forgot how I found out about it. But I signed.

Woohoo!

[columbusdem]

44. Just signed it, up to 3894 signatures

Just signed it, up to 3894 signatures

[NoSheep]

45. Done and the count rises!!!

:kick:

[msgadget]

46. Needs more signatures!

:kick:

[Judi Lynn]

47. Looking even better. Need more and more signatures. 4058 right now. n/t

[npincus]

48. OMG.... 5847 and counting!

when will it hit the magic 10,000?

[Nikki Stone 1]

49. Done. Now up to 5849

:kick:

[MsUSA]

50. Done and I'm 5851.....

:applause:

[EFerrari]

51. Can I just sign for San Francisco? We already passed a

resolution urging that he be fired.

That's about 744,000!

:hi:

[TNOE]

52. Can I ask a stupid question?

I signed the petition days ago - and then I think I saw a little blurb - probably on KO?? That this started out with O'Lielly's poll on his website and I am supposing that someone has taken it into their own hands to do a REAL poll - is that correct? I hope so, because I have been thinking of the genuis of it for the past couple of days. Wouldn't it be great if his own mouth finally is his demise.

[npincus]

53. no such thing

as a stupid question! This is a real petition- I hope the sponsor gets to 10,000 before submitting. If every DUer signed just once, that would bring it to .... how many of us are there?

[TNOE]

54. Yes

I do understand it is a real petition - BUT did it start because O'Lielly started his own poll (on his own website - where no doubt the results would be skewed in his favor). That was my question. I love it and I have forwarded it to all my Dem friends - I hope others do the same. I would love for it to get EVEN MORE than 10,000!

Come on DU'ers - let's get this guy off the air - then we need to work on Limpballs & Hannity.

[npincus]

56. okie doke

It originated as a counterstrike to O'Liar's petition to NBC to replace Keith Olbermann with Phil O'Donohue, which I guess is posted on O'Liar's web site. i learned about O'Liar's anti-Olbermann petition on "Countdown"... I've never gone to Falafel-boy's web site so haven't seen his petition myself.... I learned about this one at DU.

It's just a slap in O'reilly's self-satisfied face... do we really think Roger Ailes will pull Sir Loofah-lot off the air as long as he has decent ratings? (rhetorical) It sure is fun to sign- hopefully the thin-skinned bastard will read the comments.

[TNOE]

57. Ok - thanks

I had it wrong - BUT its a beautiful thing. Hilarious. I don't think the Freeps are all that fond of ole Bill - so his ratings may not be all that.

[movie_girl99]

55. How many are actually needed for it to be filed? n/t

[Skidmore]

58. A "Replace O'Reilly with anybody" petition would be great too.

[carolinalady]

59. 5912 n/t