Republican headlines vs. Democrat headlines

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Cheney: "VP's birdshot viciously intercepted by terrorist"
Clinton: "ATTEMPTED MURDER! President guns down innocent man in cold blood"

Bush: "President comes in second during presidential election!"
Kerry: "Kerry comes in second to last!"

Bush: "President shows manliness and goodwill towards blacks by getting a hummer from Condi"
Clinton: "President IMPEACHED for cheating on his wife, lying about it, and by doing so opens the gates of hell"

Bush: "Strong leader comforts and protects nation in aftermath of terror attacks"
Gore: "President impeached, drawn, and quartered for not preventing attacks"

Others?

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1. On number two

Not really . . . there are always several "independent" candidates . . .

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2. Another one

Bush: "President walks on water, proving that he is the second Son of God. All Hail Lord Bush!"
Kerry: "Kerry can't swim!"