Why I will be detained as a Terrorist Sympathizer….

[The Doctor.]

I believe that I will soon be detained as a terrorist sympathizer. And I have every right to believe that, and even a few good reasons.

My reasons are these;

Our government is here to protect us, by whatever means necessary;
And I have sown serious doubt about that among people online, as well as my friends, my neighbors, and my family.
I have consistently made the case that our government is not looking out for our best interests. I have made a fairly convincing case in some instances.
And I'm sure the Terrorists could not be happier.

What I have failed to realize is that it is not in the best interest of all Americans for me to make the case that the government is not acting in the best interest of Americans. And here is why;

If I show that the President has plainly violated our Fourth Amendment rights, I am inciting people to not trust George W. Bush… and that undermines the President’s abilities to look out for our best interests by drawing attention to what he is doing that isn’t in our best interests in order to serve our best interests.

If I show that the world is less safe because someone in the Bush Administration compromised a US national security asset that was working in our best interests to find WsMD without realizing that the asset was compromised in our best interests for it’s role in looking out for our best interests wasn’t in the best interest of protecting our best interests, then I am clearly sowing discord among those whose best interests were being violated by the very protection of those interests.

If I make it fairly plain and obvious that a building looks to have fallen down by demolition charges when it is in the best of all Americans to think otherwise, I am neglecting the critical importance of the best interests of all Americans for the need to respond and capture assets that are, well… in our best interests.

If I bring evidence that most Americans, in whose best interest we are invading other countries, do not support what is obviously in their best interest despite their feeling that such invasions might have been Illegal, costly, and Immoral by all standards, it is not in their best interests for me to do so.

And finally, I have continually shown that the electoral process in this country has great flaws through which one could drive an Aircraft Carrier, but it is in our best interests to continue to have faith in the system and ignore irregularities without which those that have our best interest at heart would never be put in a position to look out for our best interests.

I now know that it has been in the best interests of all Americans that those who have our best interests in mind have been frequenting these and other message boards to make sure that no one is committing sabotage, like I have, against the best interests of this country and it’s people.
I have every reason to believe that it is in the best interest of us all that some such individual who has our best interests in mind has told me I could go “bye-bye”.

So before my impending and shadowy disappearance, made possible by the machinations of a President who is looking out for our best interests, I’d like to say that this has been a great experience and I’m very glad to have been here -despite the fact that by upholding the Constitution of the United States of America, by defending the Rule of Law, and by Seeking the Truth; ...we’re all traitors.

So Tell the Administrators of this site ‘thank you’ if for some reason my abduction is carried out before I get the chance to tell them myself.


And thank God we have a President who is willing to break any United States law, spy on and incarcerate ANY United States citizen, and trash ANY Constitutional Provision in order to protect our best interests.

Dr. E

[Danieljay]

1. Sounds like a great "letter to the editor"....have you sent it out to ..

the papers yet?

[gilpo]

2. See you in FEMA Camp # 126874

I'll shake your hand there

[The Doctor.]

7. Oh.. you must be one of them....

Making friends now to gather information later I see...

Verrrrry clever!

Just so you know- I don't smoke menthol.

Welcome to the traitor site 'DU', these people actually believe in the Constitution!
Bastards!

:hi:

[Tace]

3. PK Dick -- Radio Free Albemuth

If you haven't read it, I highly recommend Radio Free Albemuth by PK Dick. Here's a review from Amazon:

Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly
Here is another of the unpublished novels science-fiction writer Dick left when he died in 1982. It recounts the friendship of two California men, Nicholas Brady, a record store clerk and later a record company executive, and Philip K. Dick, a writer. During the several decades spanned by the novel, America slides into fascism, particularly under the presidency of Ferris F. Fremont, who comes into office in 1969. Once entrenched, Fremont begins tossing dissidents into camps and in some cases executing them. Brady, meanwhile, has been receiving communications from a Godlike intelligence which he dubs Valis (an idea the author utilized previously in Valis). Valis guides Brady in the secrets of the universe, in the conduct of his life, and in a plot to bring down the monstrous Fremont, a cause to which Brady is finally martyred. This bleak political vision is given extra force by its autobiogrphical tone. Though not one of Dick's best novels, it is an engrossing, non-stop excursion into a believable vision of Hell. Foreign rights: Scott Meredith. January 8
Copyright 1985 Reed Business Information, Inc.--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Inside Flap Copy
Book Description
In Radio Free Albemuth, his last novel, Philip K. Dick morphed and recombined themes that had informed his fiction from A Scanner Darkly to VALIS and produced a wild, impassioned work that reads like a visionary alternate history of the United States. Agonizingly suspenseful, darkly hilarious, and filled with enough conspiracy theories to thrill the most hardened paranoid, Radio Free Albemuth is proof of Dick's stature as our century's greatest science fiction writer.

[txindy]

4. Pack light. Gitmo doesn't require heavy, cold weather clothing.

Save a bunk for each of us, would ya? :toast:

Send that to the papers. Seriously.

[The Doctor.]

5. I just might.

Pack lightly that is.

If I were to send this to the papers I might not receive my deserved apprehension.
Any suggestions?

[txindy]

6. Sometimes we have to make personal sacrifices to educate others

Your deserved apprehension for some eyes being opened by your LTTE.... Sounds like a good exchange to me. But that's just me. Perhaps you've got bigger plans for that apprehension... :shrug: