"The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" release date 3/28/06

[tatertop]

Finally some good news for a change.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0812976568/002-6778591-8829651?v=glance&n=283155&n=507846&s=books&v=glance

[El Fuego]

1. The perfect gift for the fundie in your life.

[LisaLynne]

2. Are there going to be any special rules for handling ...

this sacred text? I just want to prepare my home. Can it only be placed upon, say, a table that has never been marred by another book or something?

[Catch22Dem]

6. You should prepare the table with sexual relations atop its surface first

:evilgrin:

[LisaLynne]

8. Oh! I think I need to get a bigger table, then ...

:evilgrin:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

9. You two are enuf to make an orange cat blush . . .

:evilgrin:

(an' that's sayin' somethin')

[Catch22Dem]

19. Maybe not...

I think you can sit on the edge of the table and take care of your OWN business and it will count.

[johnfunk]

13. Or a good plate of linguini with spicy meatballs...

... to pave the culinary way for you to be touched by his Noodly appendage®!

[rucky]

25. I will never sing "On Top Of Spaghetti" to my daughter again.

thanks alot.

[joefree1]

3. Ramen!

Let the grace of his noodly appendages embrace us all.

http://www.venganza.org/spreadword.htm#action

[TallahasseeGrannie]

4. How do we know this is an accepted translation?

[IndyOp]

7. Bobby is a known channel for the FSM --

He *is* the head pirate, after all. Have a little respect!

Ramen.

:rofl:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

11. hmmmm well, I don't know

might be one of those gnostic gospels. You know, like Gnosta Pasta? Might not be accepted by the church hierarchy.

[hootinholler]

17. I think it's more of a gnocci gospel.n/t

[Catch22Dem]

5. Ramen!

We need more pirates to save our environment!

[madrchsod]

10. i thought wednesday was "pasta day" ?

[johnfunk]

14. Thanks to the FSM, EVERY day is spaghetti day!

Ramen!

[Gabi Hayes]

12. the FSM Letter was rated one of the top 50 of all websites by

the chicago tribune last week

fwiw

[NoodleyAppendage]

15. Just pre-ordered a copy!!! Thanks for the heads up. n/t

JB

[hootinholler]

16. They have it in FICTION!

Not in religion! Those bastids! Arrr on their houses!

Ramen

-Hoot

[PassingFair]

18. Heretics! ...n/t

[Swamp Rat]

20. I refuse to buy if from Amazon until they put it in the Religion section!

Blasphemers! :mad:

[tatertop]

22. The author has pledged to buy a pirate 'missionary' ship

with some of the proceeds from the book.
Kind of a floating 'church.'
I think he has every intention
of demanding full tax exempt status
as a religious entity.
I'm all for that.

[kevinbgoode]

21. Take a copy to work and keep it in your desk. . .

so when the bible thumpers start to study their gospel, you have something of your own to pull out of the drawer. Personally, I've been thinking of voodoo dolls....

[NMMNG]

23. Woo hoo!

Strippers and beer for all!

[Hissyspit]

24. Woo hoo, too! n/t