ck4829
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Mon Mar-06-06 03:46 PM
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1. One of your Aides is convicted of money laundering. Do you... A. Apologize B. Do a review of all of your staff C. Say that Gay people are evil
2. You have a problem admitting what you did back in the 70's. Do you... A. Admit that you did drugs B. Admit that you made mistakes in the past C. Promise to ban abortion
3. Recession is skyrocketing. Do you... A. Try to make changes to the economy B. Ask people to make changes to their lives C. Propose a ban on Gay marriage
4. Terrorists have blown up a building. Do you... A. Get the mastermind behind the attack B. Do a full investigation as to how it happened C. Blame Bill Clinton
5. The Media has gotten hold of some rather unflattering photos of you and a woman you met in a dark seedy place. Do you... A. Apologize B. Come clean with the truth that RW "Moral Values" are just an illusion C. Blame it on that "Liberal" Media
If you answered A or B to any of the questions, then you are a Liberal Commie :thumbsup:.
If you answered C to any of them, then you know what being a Republican is all about.
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Mon Mar-06-06 03:47 PM
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1. Is this how they screen Bush's audiences? |
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Mon Mar-06-06 03:52 PM
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2. No, actually, it's not. |
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Bush's audiences are screened by being handed a questionaire, like the one above, and a pencil.
If they are educated enough to read it, they are automatically disqualified.
If they can't read, due to stupidity and/or mental incapacity, they are shown to a seat.
They're allowed to keep the pencil, so that if they DO have a brain and wound up being included anyway, they can give themselves an on-the-spot lobotomy rather than listening to the Idiot drone on and on ...
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Mon Mar-06-06 03:55 PM
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4. I just realized that ... |
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that is the desire I have when I hear * speaking on TV -- to give myself an on-the-spot lobotomy. That's why I have to change the channel really fast.
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Mon Mar-06-06 03:59 PM
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7. Yeah, my mother always hits the remote ... |
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... the second she senses a Bush moment coming up. She says that living on a fixed income pension, she can't afford a new TV set - and there's no way she won't put a chair through the screen if she sees Bush's face.
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Mon Mar-06-06 04:02 PM
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8. No, his appointees. nt |
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Mon Mar-06-06 03:54 PM
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Mon Mar-06-06 03:58 PM
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Do you mind if I email it to some friends?
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Mon Mar-06-06 03:59 PM
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Edited on Mon Mar-06-06 03:59 PM by ck4829
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