Pat Robertson says God whacked Sharon!!

[Dr.Phool]

He really has a thing for Assasination and divine retribution doesn't he?

Robertson: Sharon punished for dividing Israel
The Rev. Pat Robertson said Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is being punished by God for dividing the Land of Israel. Robertson, speaking on the “700 Club” on Thursday, suggested Sharon, who is currently in an induced coma, and former Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, assassinated by an Israeli extremist in 1995, were being treated with enmity by God for dividing Israel. “He was dividing God’s land,” Robertson said. “And I would say, Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations or the United States of America. God says, This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.”




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[Ezlivin]

1. Uh, that would be Jehovah

And you'd better not say his name again.

[Kolesar]

5. or you will be in *worse* trouble,

I'm warning you!

[northzax]

8. i'll make you have lunch with Robertson every day!

naw, J****h is too merciful for that.

[Kolesar]

11. I'd rather be stoned

[northzax]

17. well duh

can't you say that about almost anything, though?

[Deep13]

10. Worse trouble? I'm being stoned!

Jehovah! Jehovah!

[northzax]

6. no, this is Robertson's god, Manna

speaking. Even if Sharon gave a crap about Robertson's interpretation of God's will, I think he might point out the words of the world's most famous Son of Israel from the Sermon on the Mount: Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

did we forget the New Testament again, Patty-boy?

[Kolesar]

16. Why just the cheesemakers?

[northzax]

20. I dunno, I was too busy talking to Bignose.

[rkc3]

22. I think he was referring to producers of dairy products in general.

[Kolesar]

23. Your nose is going to be three feet wide across your face

...if you don't shut up!

[Benhurst]

2. I've noticed that God punishes a lot of old people. In fact, the

older they are, the more likely God is going to punish them by making them get sick and die.

PTL!

[Straight Shooter]

3. Robertson says, "Woe unto any ... "

Oh my gawd. It's the theatre of the absurb. He thinks he's Moses or something, coming down from the mountain to proclaim God's holy word.

[aintitfunny]

4. Yep, it had nothing to do with the fact

that Sharon was an overweight, out of shape old man begging for a heart attack or stroke.

[northzax]

15. who'd already had one stroke

and was in a fairly high pressure environment.

Hey, I'm not a big fan of Mr. Sharon, but I think he's doing, these past few years, what he honestly thinks is the best thing to do, in the face of sickening odds and a high price for failure. If he is not to return to finish his work, I hope he finds peace and has his chits lined up when he meets his maker.

[Dr.Phool]

7. Now, when is he gonna visit some justice on Ol' Pat?

[Deep13]

14. That would be his dementia. nm

[Vinnie From Indy]

9. What's he gonna call it when it happens to him?

If there is a reason that the 2nd coming has not happened, it could very well be that Jesus wants to wait until it safe. If he comes back while Pat's still alive, Roberston will crucify him for saying all that sermon on the mount crap.

[txindy]

12. Well, golly, did God miss Hugo Chavez and hit Sharon, instead?

Pat needs to give better directions for those smitings he requests from the Almighty. :eyes:

[Nutmegger]

13. Is this guy still alive??? n-t

:wtf:

[hang a left]

21. My guess is no.

It hasn't been announced yet. I would bet Israel's government is getting everything together before they announce his passing to the world.

[AlCzervik]

18. He's a big Netanyahu guy, What a total ass he is.

[TechBear_Seattle]

19. Assasination and divine retribution are what Robertson is all about

And of course where goes Robertson goes Robertson's twisted vision of God.

[Double T]

24. Robertson needs a one way bus pass to the insane asylum.......

and don't forget to take your buddy, the other whack nut, george w. with you too!!

[asjr]

25. And God said Mind thine own business Pat.

[eallen]

26. At least he didn't issue a fatwa calling for anyone's assassination.

Of course, it's still early in the day.

:eyes:

[daleanime]

30. Please...

don't give him any ideas. If he thinks he could get away with it there would a list out every week or so.

[eallen]

43. He has done it once before, calling for Chavez's assassination.

[undeterred]

27. Excuse me. The word is "whacketh".

The good Lord Whacketh Sharon.

[Jacobin]

28. Oops. There goes his Holy Land Theme Park rent free in Israel

His ratings must be down.

He's doing a lot of quotable off the wall stuff lately, kinda like Oh'Really

[longship]

29. Robertson is getting old.

When he gets stuck down by some severe illness we can all sing praises that gawd has struck down an evil man. Well, that's what ol' Robertson would have us believe.

[chaumont58]

31. According to Robertson, God doesn't do tectonic plates

At least that's what he told This Week with George Staphlococcuss. One can assume he doesn't do West Virginia Coal Mines. But, Pat tells all he whacks old Jewish men. If I can catch the 700 Club today, it should be worth a couple of laughs.

[im10ashus]

32. These people ar e f*@ked in the head!

ROBERTSON: I have said last year that Israel was entering into the most dangerous period of its entire existence as a nation. That is intensifying this year with the loss of Sharon. Sharon was personally a very likeable person. I am sad to see him in this condition. But I think we need to look at the Bible and the Book of Joel. The prophet Joel makes it very clear that God has enmity against those who, quote, "divide my land." God considers this land to be his. You read the Bible, he says, "This is my land." And for any prime minister of Israel who decides he going carve it up and give it away, God says, "No. This is mine." And the same thing -- I had a wonderful meeting with Yitzhak Rabin in 1974. He was tragically assassinated, and it was terrible thing that happened, but nevertheless, he was dead. And now Ariel Sharon, who was again a very likeable person, a delightful person to be with. I prayed with him personally. But here he is at the point of death. He was dividing God's land, and I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU, the United Nations or United States of America. God said, "This land belongs to me, you better leave it alone."

[Beelzebud]

33. So when will god finally whack Robertson?

[wryter2000]

34. Radical cleric

From now on, I'm calling this moron "Radical cleric Pat Robertson." He's not a lot better than Fred Phelps.

[pdxmom]

35. Hopefully, we'll see his statement side-by-side with the words

of the Iranian president, similar to what is on Raw Story. The world would finally be able to see, in print, how the radicals of any side are two peas in a pod. Robertson is a scary SOB, and if we're gonna go after Iran, we have to go after the 700 Club, too.

[RaleighNCDUer]

36. Was Gaza ever a part of Israel, either modern or ancient?

I'm not remembering that it was. If it was not, how did Sharon "divide Israel"?

[DanCa]

37. God loves man kills.

I wonder when the fundie god will start to turn on his followers.? Robertson has been asking for it forawhile now.

[Contrary1]

38. God sure is keeping busy these days...

what with hurricanes, tornadoes, explosions in coal mines and all.

Maybe He is in need of an assistant. Smiting is hard werk, ya know. Perhaps
Pat should apply for the position right before he hurls himself off a cliff.

[oasis]

39. Pat must call on Bush to renounce the "Road Map" or he's in trouble too.

The whole two states thing is Chimpy's idea.

[Clarkansas]

40. God gave Pat shitty investment advice in 2005.

"And I think the American stock market is going to surge upward... he Lord was saying it's going to be a super good year." -Pat Robertson

And the Dow ended up finishing down for the year. I think God doesn't like him very much.

[trixie]

41. I laughed

When I saw the thread header. It's like....Letterman's top 10 list....What crazy ass thing did Robertson say today?

[JVS]

42. Geez Pat, how much of a hardliner does God need?

I would have thought Pat would be happy with Sharon :shrug: