Belly up to Thursday with a CAPTION!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "saying": ". . . and I always knew that Scooter was a liar and would say anything just to keep from taking responsibility. That's why I put him in my administration. So I could keep and eye on him. But he'll forget all loyality and say just about anything to put the blame on other people for doing terrible things like leaking Plame's name to the press. People like that make me sick. . . . Next question."

[salin]

1. and the bear said grrrr... grrrr... now doesn't that scare you? grrrr

no questions? Grrrrr.

(he just looks like he is growling.)

[skip fox]

2. W. is "saying": " . . . actually Valerie Plame wasn't a spy because

I had written a secret memo right when I came into office that she wasn't. (I'd show it to you, but have to maintain executive privilege.) Besides, when I told Scooter that he could 'reveal' her name, I mean he could uncover it, like if he had it written on a paper on his desk, he could cover it with a hankie and then pull it away so a reporter could see it. I NEVER thought he would actually say it to anyone. Besides, I've classified her as an enemy combatant and she's now at an undisclosed location where I also exiled four members of the Supreme Court as enemy combatants. Besides . . ."

[Jade Fox]

3. He looks like a ghetto slut.....

from the rich white man's ghetto that is the heart of the Republican Party.

[skip fox]

4. W. is "saying": ". . . besides I refused to testify under oath to the

prosecutor, Patrick Fitzgerald, when he was investigating the Plame-leak case; therefore you can't even get me on perjury. Go screw yourselves."

[skip fox]

5. W. is "saying": " . . . but, Helen, everything you've just said is old.

The purposes for the war. The way we carried it out. The stifling of information. The spin we put on everything else. The spying on Americans. Unwarranted torture and detentions. And now the leaking of Plame's name. All that is just old. The question now is, where do we go from here? And, who do you trust to take you thee? . . . Next question."

[skip fox]

6. W. is saying: "My favorite teacher? . . . Hmm. That's not even a hard one.

It would be Jesus, of course. Because he wrote in red."

[skip fox]

7. W. is saying, "and if you'll let me run for a third term, I'll

clean up all the corruption in the White House."

[skip fox]

8. W. is saying out loud, "And I've never knowingly lied to you," while

thinking, "at least under oath."