kentuck
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:04 AM
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Cheech and Chong discuss immigration bill... |
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Edited on Thu Apr-06-06 11:05 AM by kentuck
Cheech: Hey man, how long you been in thees country?
Chong: Man, I've been here ever since I remember but I don't remember much....
Cheech: They want you to pay all your back taxes and take some Engleesh lessons man..
Chong: I hear they want us to turn ourselves in to some port authorities man...
Cheech: Yeah man...let's put our coat on and rush right down there...
Chong: Yeah man...let's burn a number first...
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:13 AM
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1. Cheech: I think we've been here a week |
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Chong: or a day
(confused looks)
INS Officer: So what is it.. a week or a day?
Cheech: uh... a weekday, man!
:)
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:14 AM
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Crazy Dave
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:15 AM
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3. He was "Born in East L.A." |
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And couldn't even speak spanish when he got deported.
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:19 AM
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4. the scenes when he was teaching the Mexicans |
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how to act Chicano were priceless!
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:26 AM
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5. And they got through the border and he didn't |
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