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Sat Apr-08-06 05:10 PM
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Bush Kidnapped (good joke) |
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped George Bush. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon"
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Sat Apr-08-06 05:27 PM
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3. Here. Take this box of wooden kitchen matches. |
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Sat Apr-08-06 05:32 PM
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I passed it along to my wife and it got an audible snort. That's more than most jokes get, so it's a winner.
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Sat Apr-08-06 06:39 PM
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7. Do they need any matches? |
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Sun Apr-09-06 07:18 AM
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Edited on Sun Apr-09-06 07:24 AM by Jeffersons Ghost
LOL, welcome to DU
on edit: I have a riddle for you: How many terrorists does it take to completely destroy the American way of life?
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