Hey, why all the long faces? Oh yeah, that's reich...

[Hubert Flottz]

We need to write some modern Easter poems, to cheer up the downtrodden, over at those LOW places, like Billy Big O's, no spin(twilight)zone and in other GOPer trash dumps like Freepertown USA! Maybe we can cheer the losers up. Send them your heart felt Easter thought for the day...PLEASE!

PRESENT....Easterbaskets!

Now Georgie Porgy Puddin' and pie,
Kissed, Exxon's ass and made us all cry,
Since Congress has upted and ran away,
He's porked us more every freakin' day!

Now Georgie said, make the pie high,
But everything George has said's been lies,
He'll screw up big, if he Nukes Iran.
GIs still dying in Afghanistan.

Now Georgie's world's all black and white,
His brain ain't wrapped too freakin' tight,
He'll steal all our jobs and he'll kill our sons,
Swear he ain't like them crooks, in Washington.

Now George can't be trusted, that's certain sure,
All he really knows, is Bull Manure,
You may duck and cover, but you still can't run,
From Barbara's AWOL, dip shit, son.

Now George Bush spies on you and me,
Jerry damns us liberals for eternity,
The freeps all know, George's shit's real weak,
And on tapes they still hear Osama speak.

Now Georgie has and his base has more,
And he talks his crap to the crowds that snore,
As they laugh all the way to the offshore' banks,
The whole world's watching, as our freedom tanks.

They will steal from us, till we're dead and gone.
Like republicans have always done,
You'll be too broke to buy your casket,
I Pray Shrub does't shit in your Easter Basket!

[senseandsensibility]

1. LOL

Thanks for cheering me up. :) Happy Easter.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. You have a happy Easter too...

And a safe one.

[WiseButAngrySara]

3. K & R & Happy Easter! ....n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Happy Easter to you Sara.

[Swamp Rat]

5. Happy Easter!

:D

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Happy Easter Swamp Rat

You Rock!

[oasis]

7. Dandy poem.

:thumbsup:

[Hubert Flottz]

8. TY...

Send the Freepers a little poem, but don't expect many to be able to read it.

[opihimoimoi]

9. 15% illiterate, 25% Aliterate....That sez it all....

[Hubert Flottz]

10. An oyster could beat bush by a mile in any mental contest or race

A soap dish is far more mentally agile, than the head Bozo in Chief, ever dreamed of being. I heard he spends most of his daze trying to learn how to tie and untie his fancy cowboy boots. I'm just glad he wasn't twins! Still...he was the Ace of all Aces in the republican party...the best of the best, that they could offer America for a pResident.

The man with the piss ant's brain has done a piss poor job. What a calamity! George is prolly the only American left who is still stupid enough, to believe that all goes well in the USA!

[opihimoimoi]

11. SHEER DELUSION is the driving Force of the Dude...and its Contagious

Even Condi and Karen got it...Karl and Dummy had it for years...

But Bush, he had it the longest...lurked in his blood for decades...back to the days of being Head CheerLeader...,.

Oh My...how soft can he be...???

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "how soft can he be"

Softer than Sheiite on a hot summer night, the lad is, fer a fact. George is prolly a one ball man just like his spiritual mentor, "Brother" Adolf Walker Hitler.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Here's part of Shrub's outfit for his Easter Cheerleading thingy...

I wish some kind photoshopper would kindly give that to the chimperor!

[opihimoimoi]

18. The Lavender Easter Hat...Oh My, How Lovely Gurly Man is THAT???

Love it....Bwahahahaha

[babylonsister]

12. "trying to learn how to tie and untie his fancy cowboy boots" -

:rofl:
Great poem, too!
Happy Easter, k&n! :thumbsup:

[Hubert Flottz]

15. I heard he'd about run himself crazy looking for a corner to sheiite

in, in his Oval Office!

[opihimoimoi]

19. Them Corners are Hard to come by in an OVAL OFFICE

Bwahahahaha

Come, we go surfing....mo bettah than moping

[CrispyQ]

13. Most excellent!!!

:hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

16. TY...TY very much!

It's so easy to write the blues about George Bush. Sad Poems too. Just like it's easy to write about a great, head on, train wreck, or a massive earthquake! The man is a walking disaster. Calamity Dumbya Bush...