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Wed Apr-19-06 11:54 AM
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1. I told Laura not to wash my codpiece in hot water! |
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Now there's not enough room for Condi to slip in her fingers.
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Wed Apr-19-06 11:55 AM
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2. I've got to faceHelen Thomas |
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since Snotty has quit......
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Wed Apr-19-06 11:55 AM
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3. Oh, that's precious. nt |
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Wed Apr-19-06 11:57 AM
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4. Boy, Jeff sure was in an angry mood last night. |
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:00 PM
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5. W. is "thinking": "Damn. I go off script just once, and Karl gives me |
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Edited on Wed Apr-19-06 12:03 PM by skip fox
one of his industrial-strength wedgies. . . . Geez, it hurts."
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:01 PM
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so i have no caption for that mug.
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:01 PM
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7. He just floated a killer air biscuit. |
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The camera failed to catch the guy behind him passing out, mere seconds later.
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:03 PM
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8. Reminds me of a man whose face was paralyzed into an odd |
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expression after taking a counterfeit "valium" that was sold to him on the street.
Saw that last night on the emergency room series on the Discovery Health channel. Made me laugh out loud. His expression was frozen into a hideous "grin"; the doctor gave him an antidote to bring him back down.
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:14 PM
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9. What's with the guy... |
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Edited on Wed Apr-19-06 12:14 PM by reichstag911
...with the tiny Beetlejuice head behind Bush?
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:14 PM
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:15 PM
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is that Photoshopped? :wtf: I think I just got more scared that I already was. That is not the expression of a sane man.
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Wed Apr-19-06 05:42 PM
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it is not photoshopped.
"I think I just got more scared that I already was. That is not the expression of a sane man" - I know what you mean!
:scared:
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:43 PM
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12. "Those damn kids. They put itching powder in that black speedo." |
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:48 PM
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Looks like he's doing a Katherine Harris impersonation. He's got the smile down.
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:50 PM
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14. "I'm becoming more troll like every day." |
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Okay, I'm not sure if he would really say that, just an observation on my part.
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:57 PM
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15. What disturbs me is - |
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that a Democrat Governor, Joe Manchin, would appear with such trash.
That little dweeb between them is the Indiana Governor that sold their toll road to a foreign country. Part of his bio:
...Prior to running for public office for the first time in his life, Mitch Daniels served in top leadership positions in business and government. Today he is using this experience to focus on strengthening Indiana's economy, reforming state government, and restoring the fiscal integrity of the State.
Governor Daniels brought to state government an extensive background in business as President of Eli Lilly and Company's North American Operations and CEO of the Hudson Institute. Gov. Daniels and the Indiana General Assembly quickly reorganized the state's commerce department into the public-private Indiana Economic Development Corporation (IEDC). During its first year of operation, this new entity, structured like a business with the Governor serving as Chairman of the Board, closed more transactions than in the previous two years combined - resulting in the commitment to create more than 18,500 new jobs in Indiana.
Governor Daniels called upon his experience in business and as advisor to then-Indianapolis Mayor Richard Lugar, Chief of Staff to Senator Lugar, Senior Advisor to President Ronald Reagan, and Director of the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) to President George W. Bush to closely scrutinize the manner in which the state conducts its business. ...
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Wed Apr-19-06 12:58 PM
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16. "I Just Shit My Pants" |
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and it's all squishy in there"
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Wed Apr-19-06 01:25 PM
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17. BTW, isn't the American flag pin... |
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Edited on Wed Apr-19-06 01:26 PM by djohnson
...on the pResident sort of redundant? Under NORMAL circumstances couldn't we assume that the President supports the U.S. without the need for a pin. I mean if the President feels he needs to wear a flag pin why not go all out and wear a flag suit like Uncle Sam. Repukes are just so transparent.
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Wed Apr-19-06 03:31 PM
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18. "So be it, liberal... |
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If you will not be turned, you will be DESTROYED!"
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Wed Apr-19-06 03:53 PM
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19. Uncle Dick told me to crunch my 'special' pill. |
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Wed Apr-19-06 05:45 PM
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21. I made doodie in my pants. |
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What's up with all the red ties. Boy, that staff really brown noses him doen't they?
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Wed Apr-19-06 05:47 PM
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22. sweet fancy Moses, he has sharp teeth, like Jaws |
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Wed Apr-19-06 05:57 PM
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23. "Damn you Daddy! Why ain't this fixed already?" |
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Edited on Wed Apr-19-06 05:58 PM by SalmonChantedEvening
"Like Arbusto, and the Texas Rangers, and Harken and and and and....."
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Wed Apr-19-06 06:08 PM
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24. I'M THE FUCKING DECIDER...! |
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IT'S MY GOVERNMENT BITCHES...!
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Wed Apr-19-06 06:10 PM
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25. Dam - I forgot my talking points! n/t |
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