Gonna git mah picher onna cover...

[hootinholler]

Gonna buy 5 copies for my mother!

I bet mamoo is so proud of this cover picture!

Now don't anyone mail her a copy, that would be like rubbing it in wouldn't it?

-Holler

edit to correct lyric

[babylonsister]

1. I'm going out tomorrow to buy that sucka. Tweety held it up on

his show today and looked embarrassed doing so. Too bad; truth hurts.

[BIgJohn83]

2. HA, great post!

it does bring a whole new meaning to the ol' Dr. Hook song... I may have to come up with some lyrics... so I can bash the bush the next time I sing karaoke!

[northofdenali]

3. Here ya go, BigJohn -

(vocal): I’m gonna tell you who we are.

(sung, well, sorta...:P)"Well we’re big rock singers
We got golden fingers
And we’re loved everywhere we go
(that sounds like us)

We sing about beauty
And we sing about truth
At ten million dollars a show
(yeah, right!)

We take all kinda pills
That give us all kinda thrills
But the thrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that it gets ya
When you get your picture
On the cover of the rolling stone

Chorus:
Rolling stone
I’m gonna see my picture on the cover
Stone
Gonna buy five copies for my mother
Stone
Gonna see my smiling face
On the cover of the rolling stone

I got a freaky old lady named cocaine katie
Who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor old gray-haired daddy
Driving my limousine.

Now it’s all designed to blow our minds,
But our minds won’t really be blown
Like the blow that’ll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the rolling stone

Chorus
Spoken: hey, I know how!!!
Solo
Spoken: beautiful!

We gotta lot of little teen-aged
Blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say
We got a genuine indian guru
He’s teaching us a better way

We got all the friends that money can buy,
So we never have to be alone
And we keep gettin’ richer,
But we can’t get our picture
On the cover of the rolling stone

Chorus

Talking:
I don’t know why we ain’t on the cover, baby!
Ah we’re beautiful fellas!
I ain’t kiddin’ you man, we’d make a beautiful cover
I mean, I can see it right now--we be up front,
Oh, we be smilin’....beautiful!"

[BIgJohn83]

4. lol, thanx... now I need to uh....bush-erate them or busherize...

OH dammit you know...plug in funny stupid scary shit about Dubya and his minions into the lyrics!!!

[northofdenali]

8. Dr. Hook would love ya for it -

guaranteed.

Plug away! Can't wait to see it!

[hootinholler]

5. Thanks!

I sure hope nobody mails it to the white house either!

-Hoot

[shadowknows69]

6. could we get George a gift subscription?

Or I could send him my copy when I get it.

[hootinholler]

7. No, don't do it!

That would be horrible if the white house got thousands of copies of the RS!

Don't buy a different copy so you can save one for your grandkids and mail one to the white house, or to poppy and mamoo.

-Hoot

[hootinholler]

9. Harumph! *I* though it was funny. n/t

[WillyT]

10. K & R !!! - & ROFLMAO !!! - Thanks For That !!!

:rofl::yourock::rofl:

[hootinholler]

11. Glad a few people liked it anyway. Thanks. n/t

[hootinholler]

12. am kick

[Tsiyu]

13. It's one of the more beautiful things I've seen lately

made me grin all day :)