Bush: Were You Born An Asshole

[Lennon]

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[Sam Ervin jret]

1. Born and bred.

[rateyes]

2. Both his mom and dad were assholes, so yeah

he was born an asshole.

[Champion Jack]

3. nice, you could have use 4x's the amount of images and still would have plenty

left over

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Runs in the family.

[DinahMoeHum]

5. The lyrics, if you're interested (originally called "The I-95 Song")

Words by Fred Campbell

Performed by Denis Leary, Jimmy Buffett, and other artists through the years

(spoken)
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this…

(sung)
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E…
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaasss. . .hole tonight.

:evilgrin:

[wtmusic]

6. No one is born an asshole.

It took years of spoiling and constant reminding of his privileged status to make him what he is today.

He was born stupid, however.

[pscot]

7. You've got to admit, though

it seems to run in the family. Jeb isn't stupid, but he's definitely an asshole. And look at brother Neil, and uncle Herbert Walker. I'll bet the family crest has a brown, puckered border.

[wtmusic]

8. "the family crest has a brown, puckered border"

:rofl: *wiping keyboard*

Poppy isn't too bad for a Republican, he seems to have sidestepped the neocons and is a legit war hero. He wasn't around much for W junior's childhood, from what I understand.

[tblue37]

10. It's the family culture, passed on from one generation to the next. n/t

[Sam Ervin jret]

11. I don't know? The Bush's are strong evidence of an asshole gene.

But you're right about the fact that it was perfected in GWB after birth.

And it's the one damn thing he seems to be good at.

[OhioChick]

9. Funny!

:)