Check out this wretched and unintentionally hilarious song: I Believe in John McCain

[Chiyo-chichi]

Run time: 04:39 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si75rrZYM1Q   Posted on YouTube: November 01, 2008 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: November 01, 2008 By DU Member: Chiyo-chichi Views on DU: 2024

 
No shame if you bail out midway. It's less funnay after that. Heavy on anti-abortion stuff in the second half.

Enjoy.

The composer and singer welcomes your comments on YouTube.

[Catch22Dem]

1. Well, there went breakfast. Thanks a lot! Now I have to eat again.

:evilgrin:

[Chiyo-chichi]

3. Sorry.

My favorite bit is when she sings that McCain gets on his knees "just like Abraham... Abraham..."
Even though she was showing an illustration of a kneeling Lincoln, I thought "does she mean Lincoln or Abraham from the Old Testament?"
Just then she comes in with "...Lincoln."

Whew!

[Number23]

27. And not only is it Lincoln but it's like the blurriest, worst picture ever of Lincoln

I would have loved to have been able to get to the half way point. Was laughing so much at 1:32 that I had to stop it.

[KingFlorez]

2. WTH?

That was weird

[tularetom]

4. I can't believe I wasted 4 minutes and 38 seconds of my life watching that POS

They sure do eat up that shmaltzy tear jerker shit don't they.

Well I'm off to YouTube to make some incisive comment like eat shit and die.

[EnviroBat]

39. You can't.

They are censoring the comments...

They are probably getting ripped to shreds, and it's hurting their witttle feewings.

This is one of the worst things I've ever heard. I've listened to car crashes that were more musical.

[Wickerman]

5. The teeanger who lives in my house just watched it with me

and said that it was the "stupidest thing ever." She is now wandering around the house singing, "Abraham, Abraham... Lincoln!"

Neither of us could make it past the Palin homage.

[Chiyo-chichi]

7. That's too funny. I think I'll subject my teenage daughter to it.

[Bippity Boo]

6. He's going down on his knees alright... to Jerry Falwell.

Yay, Sarah! Giving birth at 44! High five! You already had enuff kids, but yay!

[Gadzooks1]

8. Painful...and sad.

[CHOCOLATMIMOSA]

9. BADDDDDDDDDD painful

[Ms. Toad]

10. Hilarious? n/t

[Chiyo-chichi]

13. Fair enough. It's hilarious to me that anyone would write and record a thing like this.

[Ms. Toad]

14. I guess I'll buy that.

[EnviroBat]

40. What's hilarious is that this person doesn't begin to realize

how really fucking awful this is. I've posted a number of comments in an attempt to "rescue" this person from herself, but they are pending approval. Somehow, I don't think, "Stop that caterwauling you call singing immediately, you couch-crushing gobble pumpkin." is going to be approved.

[newmac]

11. Repubs are Infants

Seriously; they are missing pieces of their brain

[awoke_in_2003]

12. We need a surgeon general's warning

on the bible: "Warning: reading this book may lower your IQ"

[psquare]

15. Should be played continuously at all McCain and Palin events

Hilarious! <sniff>

[Chiyo-chichi]

16. Good idea. They keep poaching songs by artists who have to keep asking them to stop using their song

I'm sure PianoWingnut54 - or whatever her name is - would be thrilled for them to use this.

[asdjrocky]

17. Alright, you owe me about 2 and a half minutes of my life.

Just kidding, it was really funny. Here's my comment on Youtube-

I believe hatred is wrong. I believe bigotry is wrong. I believe in Matthew 25. I believe in the future of America. That’s why I believe in Barack Obama.

[road2000]

18. This video proves beyond a doubt

that the thugs advocate torture after all.

And her mispronunciation makes it sound like

John McCain, John McCain,
I believe in you.
Animal, animal...

[lame54]

19. I've never heard it called a door before

[Barrymores Ghost]

20. Oh, GREAT. Now my cats won't come out from under the bed.

:puke:

[psychobueller]

21. Oh FUCK! n/t

[Mad_Dem_X]

22. Zzzzzzzz...

A hymn to McLame/Failin'. Lord, have mercy.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

23. Truly Groundbreaking Song

It sucks in ways we didn't know were possible before. It has opened up new frontiers of sucking.

By the way- Don't bother commenting on YouTube. In true Republican style the poster deletes (or must approve) all comments.

[Dystopian]

28. Just noticed...

I've never posted a comment before, and wanted to reply with a palin/muthee video....and then noticed just positive comments....blah. Song sucked to the point of driving me to comment for the first time, and can't...


peace~

[Chiyo-chichi]

32. Yeah, clearly she approves comments before they're posted.

"This is the best video ever."
Barf.
And the only other one is from someone who helped her with it!

Maybe at least she'll freak out a bit when she sees that the majority of her hits came from Democratic Underground!

[Dystopian]

33. I didn't know that : )

I was unaware that the poster knew where the video was posted and viewed. Yes, a most delightful freak out for her!
Thank you, that made me feel much better after having to watch and listen to that god-awful thing.

peace~

[WhoIsNumberNone]

35. You can still rate it...

She got a lot of 1 stars...

[WhoIsNumberNone]

37. Not only are most of her hits from DU-

Almost every other site that it's linked to are liberal sites:
It's on a blog called RepublicansHateAmerica,
and Hokumburg.com has it posted as the 'worst campaign video in the history of the universe'.

[psquare]

24. Did you check out the name of the writer/performer? Virginia Godleski - is she Godless?

I'm not sure she isn't working for the DNC - like a hired hand to compose vapid songs that cause GOP'ers heads to explode - yeah something like that.

[Chiyo-chichi]

25. Ha!

[HughBeaumont]

26. I feel like sticking my head in a vat of Drano.

The only thing worse is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO5dYyrcmVo&feature=related

[AngryOldDem]

31. I think I can top that.

But in its defense, it's a very clever chain-yank. I was about busting a gut toward the end. (But it was late and I was a tad bit punchy from a long day at work.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDlmUn1kBgA&feature=related


Who the fuck is L'il Marky, anyway?

[WhoIsNumberNone]

36. That was awful

It was the syrupy schmatziness that I just couldn't take. Obviously by some pro-lifer who's never heard of birth control. (B-but if we teach the kids about birth control they'll want to have -choke- s-s-s-SEX!)

[143tbone]

29. Sorry, I could only make it to Sarah. n/t

[AngryOldDem]

30. I've officially lost whatever little sanity I had left.

Thanks for posting!

[fasttense]

34. This is very funny.

The part about pointing out it's Abraham Lincoln she's comparing McInsane to. The part about Sara giving birth at 44 and opening the door to chlamydia? Oh wait, I'm not sure what Sara opened the door to by giving birth at 44.

Then at the end she sings about protecting the right to life, but she should be singing protect the death penalty it fits so well. And she keeps singing the word jew instead of do. This is very funny.

[ClayZ]

38. I made it to 56 seconds.

argh!