LongTomH
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Sat Dec-13-08 02:27 PM
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TYT - Blagovich Finds Jesus Christ |
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Somehow this reminds me of the line from Sinbad (the comic, not the sailor) - this was on another politico who got religion on the way to the slammer: "That's not Jesus! That's your Hispanic cellmate: Hey Soos!"
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Sat Dec-13-08 02:35 PM
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1. K & R. Cenk nailed it. They always find such a convenient time to "find" Jesus. n/t |
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Sat Dec-13-08 02:37 PM
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2. I cracked up yesterday when Rachel said, "He wouldn't lie to the clergy, would he?!" |
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Sat Dec-13-08 02:40 PM
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3. I didn't know he was lost. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 02:44 PM
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4. He's probably being held for ransom. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 02:44 PM
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5. Jesus Christ responds to Blago's request |
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Sat Dec-13-08 02:53 PM
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6. Turns out he was behind the sofa the entire time. |
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Edited on Sat Dec-13-08 02:54 PM by Liberal_Lurker
I doubt all these clerics actually believe him.
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Sat Dec-13-08 03:25 PM
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7. He's always in the last place you look. |
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Sat Dec-13-08 05:11 PM
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9. And when the lawyers and the priests don't work, he will |
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go in for rehab. Isn't that what they all do? Doesn't matter if he has an addiction or not. You watch. Remember you heard it here first. He will play the sympathy card next as he is checking into a rehab hospital.
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Sat Dec-13-08 08:16 PM
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10. Born agains are the most dishonest people on the planet. |
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If there is one group of people that you should run, not walk, away from, it would be the born agains. Mark my words, never trust a Born Again. Another category of people that come in right behind them are those folks that will frequently tell you how honest they are. I have met a few of them, the ones that will keep reminding you about how honest they are, given any opportunity. In each case, these folks have stabbed me in the back.
I know alot of people who are very honest and not a single one of them has the need to vocalize it. Today, if somebody tells me that they are extremely honest, I immediately have the urge to stab them in the eye with a pencil or other sharp object. It only lasts for a split second and I usually fantasize about it in my mind. After that, I keep as far away as I can.
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:10 PM
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11. A well known cliche by scoundrels all over the world. nt |
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Sat Dec-13-08 10:23 PM
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12. Blago, speak to the clergy and pray....you're going to prison anyway |
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Sun Dec-14-08 12:53 AM
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13. "he's got Ganesh in the house.." hahahaha |
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Sun Dec-14-08 01:52 AM
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This reminds me of actors who screw up and hit "rehab". I'd like to add a one-fingered to this fellow as well.
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