Santorum gives Obama advice for date night-take her to a bar and have a shot

[babylonsister]

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[DURHAM D]

1. I accidentally saw him blithering for about 20 seconds last night on the tv.

And who would drink a shot with a beer on a romantic date? Oh, I know - a Republican thug.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. I don't think, Ricky baby,

Barack Obama needs any dating tips from you.

Don't think he ever did..................

[CTyankee]

3. Those two losers, Greta and RIck!

As if either one of them could get a date in the first place. :rofl:

[AzNick]

25. "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter ..."

Sorry, I have to laugh each time I hear his name.

Avid reader of Savage Love here :)

[CTyankee]

27. I know, the name "santorum" will never be the same...

Do you think he's in denial about how his name has become synonymous with the lube/fecal matter description?

[grantcart]

4. I clicked on the video - who exactly are these two people jabbering away?

[Buzz Clik]

5. Rick's not really masturbating under the table. He's just petting the turtle in his pants.

[liberalmuse]

8. LOL!

If his idea of romance is taking a woman to a bar for a shot, he'd better get used to petting his little turtle friend.

[Ken Burch]

14. Well, The Rickmeister usually prefers taking his dog to the bar...if you know what I mean...

[Mist]

6. I guess we should be relieved Santorum didn't suggest renting a "man-on-dog" tape. nt

[jhrobbins]

15. yeah, cuz that's our area of expertise, doncha know.

[Hulk]

7. What a blithering idiot....

In your humble opinion....going to the corner bar for a shot and a beer. WOW!! That's classy.

I'm sorry idiot..but this president has too much class and savvy for your dumb ass "date idea". What a clown.

I think if they go out on Air Force One every weekend to a different state...THAT'S JUST FINE!! This is our president we are talking about. Try telling your goofy ideas to your CEO buddies. I'm sure they can use a money saving tip.

What a total ass hat!

[jhrobbins]

17. and the prez be4 him thought nothing of hopping AF1 to Texas for the weekend

[tanyev]

9. So how come we never heard him complain about Dubya flying to Crawford

every other weekend to clear brush?

[Ken Burch]

16. In this thread, even the phrase "clear brush" sounds filthy....

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. Then get her pregnant and if she miscarries, take the fetus home to bond with its sisters!

Santorum makes me want to puke. He should have been charged with child abuse after that miscarried fetus stunt.

[Richd506]

11. I guess he forgot about all the trips Bush took to Crawford

[Ken Burch]

23. That's different. Dubbikins was always too drunk to take Laura on "date night".

n/t.

[tomm2thumbs]

12. Santorum -back to your soap operas- NO one cares what you think, slightly less than who cared before

[Ken Burch]

13. I was able to stand 36 seconds of that

It was the "marriage is a bridge too far for African Americans" line that drove me away.

How'd anybody else do on this?

Also...why does Santorum think it's a devastating attack to say that President Obama is a role model in the African American community?

[stlsaxman]

21. I haven't heard anything more racist since Strom or David Duke...

(edited the ugly paraphrasing)

[peacetalksforall]

18. Absolutely stoooooopid He is stupid and stooooopid Stooooopid is

when you stoop down to near inhmanity because you are stupid. So Obama was out campaigning for a longer period of time in election history through no fault of his own - the system created that - early and earlier. He didn't design the start date. Michellestays home. She goes with him. She goes with him and takes care of the kids when they went with him. They talk about what he will do to make it up to her and they immediately have something to look forward to. She says - a weekend away would be nice, how 'bout NY and a play. Pres Obama says yes. They finally get to do it after four months.

Enter Rick a shot and a beer at a local bar Santorum. That was one nasty below the center of the earth disgusting blast at Obama. What did this country do to deserve that miserable mess of blob that passes as a man. Can't you see prissy Rick having a shot and a beer at a local bar? Please - someone put it into a cartoon.

[armyowalgreens]

19. "3/4s to 75%" Get that man a calculator because those are the same thing.

[stlsaxman]

20. Santorium would take his wife out for a beer and a shot... or nine...

and get really pissed off when she won't put out.

[Ken Burch]

22. Here's a link to Dan Savage's definition of "santorum":

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

[Best_man23]

24. I would vote for a box turtle before I would vote for Santorum

Simply put, the box turtle is more intelligent, more insightful, and simply more pleasing to the eye than this Rethuglicant.

[Ken Burch]

26. That, and a box turtle know when to SHUT THE HELL UP!

n/t.