Tebow Eye Black Conversions

[Forkboy]

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Matt Besser and the UCB comedy team parody ad of Tim Tebow and Focus on the Family.

[billybob537]

1. Who would Jesus hate?

[grantcart]

2. What Jesus play offense or defense in football.

[billybob537]

3. being omnipresent he could play both sides

That would lead to some serious problems.

[DeSwiss]

4. Kurt Warner goes.....

...and Tim Tebow comes.

- I think there's a verse for this somewhere in the bible.....

K&R

[lolly]

5. OMG that graphic is totally offensive!

I love it.

[democracy1st]

8. can't compare the two

[DeSwiss]

15. Maybe you can't....

...but I can.

[democracy1st]

21. Matthew 6:6 Kurt would never wear that crap link

http://bible.cc/matthew/6-6.htm

[DeSwiss]

22. It's one of the few verses that I agree with.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to
thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Instead of the religionist proselytizers getting in people's faces with their sanctimonious self-righteousness, a closet is the exact place for them as their god told them to do.

- Especially in the case of Tebow and his Mommy......

[emilyg]

18. I find this offensive.

[LeftyMom]

23. That's unfortunate.

A sense of humor provides an excellent coping mechanism.

[emilyg]

24. Thank you Dr. Freud - I don't

find anything funny in this.

[LeftyMom]

25. Again, that's unfortunate.

Not being able to laugh at something funny because it involves your favorite superstition is pretty sad.

[emilyg]

27. You are ass-uming a lot about me. I don't know you - you don;t know me. Please

laugh all you want. I'll skip the laughter this time.

[JI7]

28. how is it offensive ?

[Dave From Canada]

6. Why are you guys so easily offended?

[Forkboy]

7. Who is "you guys?"

[Dave From Canada]

12. You guys posting in this topic. I'm guessing if Tebow was Jewish or Muslime, you guys wouldn't give

a crap what he had written under his eyes.

[Forkboy]

14. Guess again. I have no use for any religion, and find people pushing it publicly to be dumbasses.

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full."

Matthew 6:5

[liquid diamond]

17. What really bothers you is that you can't stop him.

Tough. The 1st amendment applies to all of us.

[Forkboy]

31. Bullshit. What really bothers me is that CBS only airs one side.

I've already stated in other threads that this ad should be aired, but so should ads that aren't RW drivel. Those don't get accepted though, do they? It's a double standard that's wrong, not the ad itself.

Spare me the lecture on the 1st Amendment. I've been working on censorship issues for over 2 decades, including helping to organize defense funds for those deprived of free speech. What the fuck have you done?

[liquid diamond]

32. I'm not talking about the pro-life ad.

I'm talking about his eye patches that drive you and others here crazy.

[liquid diamond]

16. I wonder why people here shit their pants and throw a fit

over some patches Tebow wears under his eyes. So what? It's his body.

[cindyperry2009]

20. I wonder why those that claim to be so

religous try to push it on others. Must only be paying attention to the parts of the bible that are convenient. HMMM

[liquid diamond]

26. How is wearing eye patches "pushing" religion on others?

Bigots here like to refer to that as "religious advertising." Well, I see advertisements for products I don't want, so I just don't buy them. Why can't those who complain about this guy's eye patches do the same? Why do they feel so threatened by "John 3:16" under some guys eyes?

:rofl:

[cindyperry2009]

30. Again why does he have to advertise

i believe it's call prosletizing (sorry about the spelling) you know whistle by the graveyard professing so loudly you will make yourself believe it.

[scarface2004]

9. i m praying for an athlete that worships satan!

and wins everything, is the greatest ever, and after every victory proclaims "i owe it all to satan!!!"

[Forkboy]

10. LOL

I could never have won without the help of Baphomet!

His eye black would just be upside down crosses. :D

[cindyperry2009]

19. hahahah

i have been waiting for that to happen keep hope alive

[here_is_to_hope]

11. I dunno...maybe some custom

4;20 types might be the ticket...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJFBTdI4O8

[invisible]

13. As if the act of playing football is heroic...

Playing football, even playing football well, does not make one a hero; it merely makes one a football player.

[Sky Masterson]

29. OMG!

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

33. Give me your addy and I'll send you seasons 1 and 2 of The Upright Citizens Brigade.

You know you want it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK-30442RII&feature=PlayList&p=20810528B78BB483&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=5

:)

[Sky Masterson]

34. I love this stuff

I'm a big Kids in the hall and Mr Show fan! I might take you up on that.
We don't need no Moon cheese babies!. :rofl:

[notadmblnd]

35. What is it they say about people wearing their religion on their sleeves?

what a gimmick.