You are David Vitter but you're still you--Could you walk back into the Senate?

[AlCzervik]

could you do that? I don't embarrass easily, after giving birth with a room full of people the whole red face thing kind of went away for me but if I did what Vitter did especially if the diaper allegations prove true there is no way i could go back into the senate even if i knew that a gov. not of my party was going to appoint someone to my seat that was also not of my party. Ok i'm sure that sounds completely selfish but i just couldn't do it.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Depends.

:)

[AlCzervik]

3. Oh that is really, really terrible and funny as hell.

i'm a "Pull-up" gal myself, "I'm a big kid now"

[Gormy Cuss]

Couldn't help myself. To answer your question, I think so.

Unless the media in Louisiana is reporting the fetish many people will shrug and move on and the party strategists will spin it until he comes out looking like a victim.

[Botany]

8. I just "luvs" your humor .... can I give you are huggy?

The hookers might be o.k. but the diaper story is going to
be all over his ass.

[uppityperson]

23. True in many ways.

:rofl:

[Alexander]

2. How could he ever propose anything on the Senate floor, ever again?

People would look at him and think, "He likes diapers and hookers".

We'll know if the allegations prove true because the whole reason Palfrey released the list was to obtain witnesses for her trial.

[brettdale]

4. why not

Your a republican, the media is going to take your side, can you imagine, what they would be saying right now, if a Democrat liked to crap in his diapers.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

5. Why not? Republican hypocrites do it every day.... eom

[papau]

6. I think he will be scared - so the other 99 should make him feel at home and wear diapers n/t

n/t

[jimshoes]

7. There is shame

which most pukes are immune to and then there is humiliation which is where Vitter finds himself. No self respecting puke would continue on after being humiliated. Just look at Mark Foley. I give him a week.

[Sanctified]

9. My mom always said if you mess up,

always walk in with your head held up high, people may talk shit but they wont say it when you are around. My prediction is Vitter will resign after his party works out a deal, he does not have the balls to hold his head up high.

[rucky]

10. Anything to get away from the wife.

could you imagine what it's like at the vitter manor?

[Botany]

12. Dave is sleeping in his clothes?

[rucky]

15. Do they make kevlar diapers? n/t

[AlCzervik]

13. probably not good, i feel bad for his kids, her--not so much.

she has said some pretty shitty things about democrats.

[Decruiter]

20. Not pleasant, probably rather frightening, he is possibly more than alone. n/t

[HereSince1628]

11. If Vitter were me, no... If Vitter is Vitter yes.

He's already got GOD's forgiveness. In his state of grace he most certainly could walk into the senate and continue GOD's work there.

[Swamp Rat]

14. He's a laughing stock.

If I were Vitter I'd kill myself. :)

courtesy of dicksteele: :D

[AlCzervik]

17. yeah this is one case where i can understand if he did, this story will be with him

for the rest of his life because we won't let him forget it. I'm sure apologizing to the gay community might be a good place to start, and i mean a real apology and some real fucking contrition.

[Swamp Rat]

19. You know,

if he REALLY apologized and shed himself of the republican and x-tian monkies on his back, and was totally honest, he might actually be able to save his ass.

It would require a lot of self-depricating talks. He'd have to come out and call Bushler a neo-nazi and denounce the repukes and fundies completely.

He would also have to show up to Mardi Gras parades and parties in diapers and in drag. :D

Only THEN, may he be forgiven. :)

[Sarah Ibarruri]

16. Does anyone talk to him anymore without bursting out in laughter?

I can't look at his pic without imagining him in gigantic, soiled diapers! (Those prostitutes sure earn their keep, even at $300/hr!)

[UTUSN]

18. "Yes" to o.p. But Post #1 nailed it!!1 n/t

[dsc]

21. I almost feel sorry for him

I remember one day in high school I got totally humiliated and wanting to never go back to school. Going to school the day after that happened was one of the hardest things I ever did in my life. Frankly it was only a small taste of what Vitter has to face.

[ProgressiveEconomist]

22. His colleagues literally woul RUN from him whenever a camera approached. CSPAN2

would have to have new restrictive rules to accomodate Vitter, but Harry Reid is in charge, unfortunately for Pres Pro Tem Cheney and the GOP.

Tonight, Jay Leno's Vitter jokes improved slightly. He said Vitter did not deny the rumors that hookers dressed him in diapers at the brothel. Vitter did not deny them, although he did pooh-pooh them!

If the Leno and Letterman jokes get as good as they are on this board --

"Depends."

"He's going to rehab--for toilet training (my contribution)"...

--

then Vitter will have to resign,