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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 10:53 PM
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Bush is prepped for his colonoscopy:
Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 10:55 PM by rateyes
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 10:56 PM
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1. Wrong end, as usual. nt
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:00 PM
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4. Not so

That's the end his crap comes out of.
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zonmoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:00 PM
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2. which do you think they will find
do you thing he will turn out to be a robot that is being run by two mice. one has a big head and acts maniacally the other is thin and acts and looks like a complete idiot. or do you think that his body is actually a gateway to hell.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:00 PM
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3. Sir, may we have some more?
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DianeG5385 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:01 PM
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5. They'll find what we already know..He's full of ***t!!
I wonder if, when he's having his shriveled colon attended to FOR FREE by the best medicine has to offer, he thinks of the rest of us and feels we deserve the same. The answer of course is no, we need to feed the insurance company profit trough, and if we die, so what!!!!

That's ALSO how he feels about our boys and girls in IRAQ. I'm so sorry that this guy ever got this kind of power. We need to be VERY CAREFUL next time. This idiot, oh, I'm lost for words but I want his ASS to pay for what he did to our country!!!

Nuff said.

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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:01 PM
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6. Sequel: Bush gets his colonoscopy
Hint: George, you're supposed to get sedated first,
and you're not supposed to get it standing up.

Don't they tell you ANYTHING??
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:01 PM
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7. Have they removed Loserman's lips from his rectum yet?
Don't know how they're gonna do a colonoscopy with Joe in the way.

the boy king and joe are two of the reasons that I believe CT should be kicked out of the union.

Coultergeist is the third.
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:02 PM
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8. He needs be knocked out for an ass probe?
Grandma does the same test with a friggin' Valium!!!

I guess removing Joe Lieberman's head requires more work...
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:04 PM
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9. He has to be out, because if he accidentally enjoys it he'll have to go to hell with teh gay!
Of course!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:07 PM
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12. eeeeeeee gads, exposed dick will be the second worse unelected president in history,
for at least a few hours. Shoot 'em in the face leads the charge. I can see it now, but I won't go on with the description as I could be sued for reporting suspicious activity.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:05 PM
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10. They will find Cheney's fingerprints all over the place...
Well you know where a puppeteer puts his hand don't you?
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:06 PM
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11. I bet they find Alberto Gonzalez up there.
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:13 PM
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13. You don't get anesthesia when the police search there. Why is Bush special?
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frogcycle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:18 PM
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14. does that mean he's no longer full of shit?
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133724 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:23 PM
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15. I see a light at the end of the tunnel
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Jane Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:29 PM
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16. Eeeeeewwwww . . . his lips look like Ted Haggard's.
Shudder.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:30 PM
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17. Here ya go:
:D



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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:39 PM
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18. The only asshole to get a colonoscopy and a brain scan in a single procedure
Buy one, get one FREE!

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