Bill Clinton coluded with Ross Perot to steal the election?

[Atman]

:rofl:

I've never heard this one before. That's too goddamn funny, but I just read it on the Stupidest Place On Earth (you know the place -- the site that shall not be mentioned). Yuppers, in response to my thread about impeachment, and how Clinton was so popular, the Stupidest Poster at the Stupidest Place on Earth actually posted this "rebuttal."

I warn you, don't be drinking anything when you read it or you risk a sprayed keyboard and monitor..

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Bill Clinton, who got in the White House with a 42% popular vote? That Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton, who won a second term with less than a 50% popular vote? That Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton, who won because he cheated by colusion with Ross Perot? That Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton, who was almost spit on with their eyes by the soldiers who were forced to attend his farewell walk on January 20, 2001? That Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton, who is the punchline to so many jokes? That Bill Clinton?

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That post is an all-time delusional classic.

BTW, what does it mean to be "ALMOST spit on with their eyes?" They were about to give Bill dirty looks, but stopped short? BWHAHAHAHA! What a maroon.

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[bryant69]

1. Well your eyes do produce liquid - tears and what not

to keep the eyes lubricated. I've never heard of anybody able to expel that liquid with enough force to resemble a spit - like really aggressive crying i guess. But then again maybe the military has been working on new techniques?

Bryant
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[Dora]

3. I've seen people spray milk through their tear ducts. Maybe that's what was meant? n/t

[wyldwolf]

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[wyldwolf]

4. I would say the chances you read that on DU are pretty good

I've seen similar things posted on DU.

[KharmaTrain]

5. Clinton Jokes vs. boosh jokes

Never underestimate the power of the Clenis on the wingnuts. It's their source for being...they need a good source for hate.

For the most part the Clinton jokes and sliming has run its shelf-life...while the booosh "legacy" is just getting "rolling". The difference is we chortle and may grimace at a Clinton joke, while no one laughs at a booshie joke...cause of the pain and embarassment this manchild has been.

The sheeple in wingnut land have been so spun and mutilated now, they still have no clued on how bad they got played. Hopefully they're so upset they'll vote for Tancredo and really show us. :rofl:

[auburngrad82]

6. Ooh Oo! I have the answer to the almost spit" question!

Republicans swallow rather than spit.

[Atman]

7. No, they PAY HOOKERS to swallow

Their own wives wouldn't go there if their lives depended on it.

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[davidwparker]

8. I've never posted to the Stupidest Place on Earth. Is it worth getting a

login there? I was thinking it would be hassle since you're not going to convince them of anything.

How many here post anything there?

[Atman]

9. It's not worth it

Think of the worst day you've ever seen on DU...when people are in a fowl mood and reveling in the death of a celebrity and sniping at each other and flaming...then multiply it by ten. You'd still be a bit short of reaching the depths of that place. There is simply no room for discussion if you don't march in lock-step with them. What they'll do is gang up on you, which is easy for them because there are only about a dozen regular posters. They'll all start flaming you en masse, and then if you dare attempt to defend yourself they'll ban you. Then they'll post about how great the are because they allow free speech unlike DU.

It's a laugh riot. But give it a try if you want. They're so desperate for posters that there aren't any wait restrictions...sign up and let the games begin. If you can stomach it.

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[davidwparker]

11. I think I stick to just reading it periodically when I need a laugh. n/t

[theredpen]

10. Supposed tale of Clinton's Marine Guard

Bill Clinton, who was almost spit on with their eyes by the soldiers who were forced to attend his farewell walk on January 20, 2001? That Bill Clinton?

I spoke to a guy who claimed to have been part of Clinton's Marine Guard. He was credible enough. He claimed that the guard hated Clinton because Clinton never saluted them.

What is this guy doing now? Not sure. When I talked to him, he was dealing meth. A week later I heard he stole a car from a guy associated with the Russian mob. I suspect he's where all conservative Republicans eventually end up: prison.

P.S. You'd be surprised how many people like that you meet in Houston.