A cutting edge idea for Congress.

[The Backlash Cometh]

Why don't they turn the Washington Mall into an 18 hole Country Club for lobbyist and Congressmen? I mean, what really is George Bush and Dick Cheney going to allow them to do once the executive branch successfully takes over the country? It's not like those two WASPs are unkind people. The last thing they want is to be surrounded by a table full of podgy middle aged and aging white men like themselves. They're more than willing to share, and all you have to do is show your loyalty by selling out the country and doing things their way. There's still plenty of public land and resources to give away to the cronies, so why pretend we have a national identity at all?

Put the damn 18 hole golf course right in the middle and have your orgies right in front of us. It's not like we can do anything about it anyways.