Vitter constituent writes to the senator, sends him a diaper.. :-)

[Maddy McCall]

The following is a copy of a letter that I sent to Senator Vitter's DC Office last Friday. My letter, along with an adult diaper was accepted at 11:01 Tuesday morning. I have yet to hear back from him, to let me know if it was the right size...

Senator Vitter, I was so moved by the story about you with the prostitutes that I had to sit down and write you a few lines.

You see, I consider myself a Libertarian. I think if you want to dress up in diapers and fornicate with prostitutes (as stories all over the internet have stated), it should be between you and the prostitutes ~ AND your wife, if she catches you! Anyway, I'm writing to suggest that you immediately introduce legislation to legalize prostitution. Not only are you guilty of a "very serious sin", as you so eloquently put it, but you are also guilty of a very serious crime. People get locked up, and have their vehicles confiscated just for solicitation of sex from a prostitute. Please be sure to write the bill so that it will be retroactive to a date prior to when you committed your sin/crime. You need to try and get this passed quickly, before some nasty Democrat or a member of the liberal media tries to convince the district attorney to bring charges against you.

I look forward to your prompt action on this important piece of legislation. To show my support of your lifestyle choice, please accept this diaper as a token of my appreciation for all that you do. I hope it is the right size. Thank you for your support of family values and for your service to this great nation.

God Bless,
Billy Slocumb

http://www.bayoubuzz.com/News/Louisiana/Politics/Louisiana_David_Vitter_Sex_Crimes_and_Evasions__4280.asp

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

1. THAT is fantastic!

:rofl:

Pure fucking genius!

:patriot:

[Maddy McCall]

6. If I knew how to get in touch with Mr. Slocumb...

I'd send him a case of Dixie beer. :D

[KitchenWitch]

8. Hell, I would help you pay for it!

:woohoo:

[Richard Steele]

2. He he he!

[KitchenWitch]

3. Excellent!

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

4. I suspect those would have been big enough...

Why else would they put his pic on the package?

I hear he's got a lawyer friend looking into
a serious licensing deal- she's one of the best
and smartest EVER, so it must be big!

[Maddy McCall]

5. Haha!

:thumbsup:

[KitchenWitch]

7. yes, an airtight licensing deal is in the works - since she is the most brilliant

of legal minds!

:rofl:

[DeSwiss]

9. Proudly pushing.....

...the diaper Senator from the State of Louisiana to the Greatest Page!!!

K&R!!!

And I love these pics!!! :D

Also check out: The Wendys -- Separated At Birth?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1450121

[Maddy McCall]

10. Thank you!

Going to that thread right now.

:hi:

[Heidi]

11. Oh, my!

:kick: and recommended.

[Maddy McCall]

12. Hi, Heidi.

:hi:

Bedtime for me. G'night!

[Heidi]

13. Sweet dreams, ya rabble rowser!

:rofl:

:hug: :hug:

[Maddy McCall]

14. Kick

Gotta get Swampy's take on this. :D

[IChing]

15. Funny letter....thank you Billy

and Maddy McCall!

[KharmaTrain]

16. The Crickets Chirp Loudly

Wasn't Hannity supposed to be hollaring for this dude's head?

Yep...this scumbag did more than "sin", he broke a law...and he's still still in the Senate enabling this regime and its war for profit. We should take Mr. Hannity up on his offer to demand Vitter's soiled bottom and let Governor Blanco select a Democrat to help eliminate one more obstructionist.

But attention is distracted elsewhere.

Oh well...