Republican is he?

[TalkingDog]

Open vodka bottle.....Check
Oxycodone......Check
Wearing Skirt....Check
Urinating in front of Children.....Check
Minister....Check
Offering sex to cops.......Check and Check

This survey indicates that you are most likely a kool-aide drinking Republican. Please report to our shiny new lobotomy wing and we'll take care of that nasty little problem right now.

http://www.wbir.com/news/regional/story.aspx?storyid=47639

[karlrschneider]

1. My pome (sic)

Tommy Tester, he put on a skirt,
Had a drink and then went out to flirt
Waved his weenie at all
But the cops got a call
Now he's in a real world of hurt.
:D

[TalkingDog]

2. And mine

There was a minster named Tester,
who allowed his passions to fester.
He swilled booze and drugs,
offered cops manly hugs,
'til they said: "You are under arrest, sir."

[karlrschneider]

4. HAHA....nice.

Since I'm a limerick Nazi...check your DUmail
:D

[Clark2008]

3. Right in my back yard.

Who'd a thunk it.

:crazy:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Oh, this is great

This guy came to Asheville every now and again to tell us how evil we were.

LOL

[TalkingDog]

6. Prolly the same jerk that used to show up at OU when I was in grad school.

Calling the women whores and fornicators...ect.

Men, of course were sinful and lustful, but he reserved most of his bile for the ladies.