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[Poiuyt]

What did Prince Phillip do?

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

1. The prince is amused the queen not so much.

What could it be?

:shrug:

MKJ

[Rockholm]

2. Old Geezer probably farted.

[annabanana]

3. I think so too. . . . . . n/t

[Ilsa]

13. Royalty doesn't fart, they fluff! nt

[babylonsister]

4. He cut the royal cheese!

:rofl: Those pics! :rofl:

[Botany]

5. Royal Twits .... Royal F***ing Twits

So Prince P. cut the royal cheese ... but my God .... those outfits.



I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

[ben_meyers]

6. He just whispered

Can you believe these fool Brits still pay us to do this?

[defendandprotect]

7. Just remember, these people are your betters -- they say so -- !!!!

If you can be royal, you can be slave . . . .

When are the British going to get tired of this nonsense -- ???

[Selatius]

8. It's obvious that the man in red farted. The other two are reacting by laughing. n/t

[Ilsa]

12. I think it was bad enough to choke Harry. My kids would have

been squealing with delight.

[rurallib]

9. Did he Vitter?

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. The lady wearing the lampshade farted and Prince Phillip peed his pants

[SaveAmerica]

11. Who resurrected Napoleon?

[Blue_Roses]

14. Silent but deadly

[appleannie1]

15. looks like a "pull my finger" to me