"I love the smell of CAPTIONS in the morning. It smells like . . . like . . . Viagra!"

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Hmmm. . . . Knowing something means it's gotta be right. Not like believing, which is a kind of good guess, but it could be wrong. But, hmmm . . . if knowing something's wrong can't make it right, and believing you know something could make it wrong, . . . then if you know something(like WMDs in Iraq) and later believe it's wrong, you've probably been right all the time!!!. . . . But damn, they never give me any credit! . . . Problem is, the press just don't know logic."

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "Where will you be when your laxative starts working...overtime?"

That's why he should always wear his Dave Vitter model ape diapers.

[Olney Blue]

5. Dave Vitter Model Ape Diapers... the summer collection

[Hubert Flottz]

6. LOL

"Bush's love children!"

[jeff30997]

2. He's thinking:

"My blather is really full.I wonder if I should ask Condi if I can go to the bathroom? "

[HereSince1628]

3. Ya see, this here is the warning face. You want the Helen Thomas treatment?

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "Alright...

Who Farted?"

[skip fox]

7. W. is "thinking": "Damn. . . . Who thought up this 'legacy business' anyway?

Isn't hard enough being Oresident without having to accomplish anything? . . . Geez."

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "What did Karl mean by calling me a 'Darwinian fluke'? Sometimes his words

are confusing."

[skip fox]

9. W. is wondering: "Why aren't they CAPTIONING??? Don't they know it can save their souls????

n/t

[treestar]

10. Hmmm - that can't be right! Where did you get those poll numbers?

I'm going to have to send you to Gitmo.