You guys are not keeping up with the news.

[Jack Sprat]

Britney, Paris, and Lindsay are captivating. Everyone needs to pay attention to the mainstream news reports. The custody agreement between Kevin and Britney is all that matters. It is history in the making. What did you go to school for? To study Civics or American Government?

[OneBlueSky]

1. "What Did You Learn In School Today" . . . Tom Paxton . . .

What Did You Learn In School Today
by Tom Paxton

What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?
I learned that Washington never told a lie
I learned that soldiers seldom die
I learned that everybody's free
That's what the teacher said to me
And that's what I learned in school today
That's what I learned in school

What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?
I learned that policemen are my friends
I learned that justice never ends
I learned that murderers die for their crimes
Even if we make a mistake sometimes
And that's what I learned in school today
That's what I learned in school

What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?
I learned that war is not so bad
I learned about the great ones we have had
We fought in Germany and in France
And someday I might get my chance
And that's what I learned in school today
That's what I learned in school

What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?
I learned that our government must be strong
It's always right and never wrong
Our leaders are the finest men
So we elect them again and again
And that's what I learned in school today
That's what I learned in school

[Deja Q]

2. If any of them would be interested in dating me, then I might care about them.

Except Kevin. He's filthy. Ewwwww.