Is this what the RW thinks is satire?

[pstokely]

No wonder why Half Hour News Hour failed

http://www.cagle.com/politicalcartoons/PCcartoons/asay.asp

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Who the fuck else is gonna pay for infrastructure?!

What, should we leave it up to Halliburton? We'll still pay either way, dumbshit!

GAWD, I hate the economic Right. :grr:

[ComerPerro]

6. you gotta love Conservatives. They argue all day that

the government is innefective and weak, and can't do anything right.

Then, when in power, they make sure to weaken the government and fuck up everything, to prove they were right.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Is this hack...

Actually published in any newspapers?

[pstokely]

3. Yes, in Colorado Springs

The local fundie rag in Kansas City often reprints these toons

[devilgrrl]

4. Did you ever see the fake ones from the Onion?

[Gabi Hayes]

12. I'm sending this to a friend. that's EXACTLY his point of view. exactly

he couldn't be happier over what's happening in Iraq.

we argued for hours over this one night.

then I went out and shot machine guns the next day with a bunch of his wingnut gun nut friends. it was a very strange experience.

[Gabi Hayes]

13. not me in pic

[MADem]

5. Religious School--a Joke, so if ya can't take one, stop reading!!!

Here's how they handle it in some quarters:

A 7 year-old Jewish boy named Zachary was failing math class. His parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special classes—but nothing seemed to motivate him. When it came to math, he was a straight "F" student.

Finally, as a last resort, they enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

When Zachary arrived home after his first day, his mother noticed that he had a very serious look on his face. In fact, he was so lost in his thoughts that he didn’t even say ‘hello’ to her. Instead, he went straight to his room, opened his math book, and started studying.

His mother couldn’t believe it.

Later she called him down for dinner. He ate quickly, excused himself, and went back to his math problems.

This went on every single day for the rest of the quarter.

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He handed it to his mom, and then went straight to his room to begin his studying for the day.

His mother opened the card and looked at it. She was absolutely amazed—Zachary had gotten an "A" in math!

She immediately ran upstairs to his room. She said, "Son, I’m so proud of you. Your father will be thrilled when he gets home from work. This is wonderful! But I need to know—what motivated you? What made the difference? Was it the nuns?"

He shook his head and said, "No."

"Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms?"

"No."

"So what was it, then?"

Little Zachary looked her and said, "Well, when I sat down in class on the first day of school, and saw that guy on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!!!"

[ComerPerro]

7. lol

[Canuckistanian]

8. Notice that George Washington was replaced by a crucifix?

That's their vision of America.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. There's a DUer who works at the Colorado Springs Gazette

Perhaps we could arrange an attitude adjustment for Mr. Asay. :evilgrin:

[mudesi]

10. LOL!

I can't begin to describe how painfully unfunny both of those toons are. It's so lame that it is funny, but for an entirely different reason.

[Bluebear]

11. LOL! Under Washington, 2+2=5, but under Jesus the kid can do the math problem!

:silly:

[Gabi Hayes]

14. 2+2=5! I think you can get it the same way you get this:

I know it's slightly < 5 times slightly > 13 (or is it?), but it looks pretty good, yes?

[Bluebear]

15. Cosmic!

[KG]

16. conservatism is a mental illness

[Gabi Hayes]

17. there was a discussion thread with that title "C=MI," at Salon Table Talk. as I recall.

it lasted for years, and was several THOUSAND posts long

many thousands of posts on the topic. LOTS of really crazy ones from wingnuts who proved the premise quite able.

those were the days.

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Actually, in the Jesus school, the kid would be learning that the Earth is 6,000 years old

and that Dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark.

Sure, fundies are getting such a better education in this country-- that's why they freak the fuck out on Bill Nye when he mentions that the moon reflects the sun's light:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1611568

If you want to see some real dumb-fuck rightwing cartoons, check out Mike Ramirez, formerly of the LA Times but now with Investors Business Daily:

http://www.investors.com/editorial/cartoons/Cartoons.aspx#cartoon267827891263477