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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:28 PM
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"Baptists for Brownback" have "homo day" on their site, warn against 3 websites!
Cut all of your ungodly silver cords and lay lines and feast your eyes on this!


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People Who are Going To Hell:

Regardless of how reluctant we are sometimes, it is our duty as Christians (Baptists) to pray for those we deem already damned to Hell. As easy as it is to dismiss these people as lost forever to eternal damnation, we must remember that in Christ, anything is possible no matter how remote the chance.

Given the enormity of sinners that we come across on a daily basis we simply cannot list them all. We whill, however, try and update this list as frequently as necessary.

WARNING: Before visiting any of the following links you are cautioned to say the following prayer.

IN JESUS NAME, I BIND UP EVERY DEMON COMING ACROSS THE COMPUTER LINES, AND I RETURN THEM AND ANY CURSES.IN JESUS NAME, I COVER MYSELF IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I COVER THIS COMPUTER AND THE INTERNET ROAD I TRAVEL IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I TAKE AUTHORITY AND DOMINION OVER ALL WEB SITES, WEB MASTERS, WEB DOMAINS, AND DEMONS OF THE INTERNET SUPER HIGHWAY SO THEY DO NOT CROSS MY PATH. I DISPATCH ANGELS AHEAD OF ME TO PROTECT ME.

IN JESUS NAME, I CUT ALL UNGODLY SILVER CORDS AND LAY LINES.

AS YOUR WAR CLUB AND WEAPONS OF WAR I BREAK DOWN, UNDAM, AND BLOW UP ALL WALLS OF PROTECTION AROUND ALL HOMOSEXUALS, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, WIZARDS, SATANISTS, ATHEISTS, LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS, SORCERERS, AND THE LIKE, AND I BREAK THE POWER OF ALL CURSES, HEXES, VEXES, SPELLS, CHARMS, FETISHES, PSYCHIC PRAYERS, PSYCHIC THOUGHTS, ALL WITCHCRAFT, SORCERY, SATIRE, PARODY, MAGIC, VOODOO, ALL MIND CONTROL, JINXES, POTIONS, BEWITCHMENTS, DEATH, DESTRUCTION, SICKNESS, PAIN, TORMENT, PSYCHIC POWER, PSYCHIC WARFARE, PRAYER CHAINS, INCENSE AND CANDLE BURNING, INCANTATIONS, CHANTING, UNGODLY BLESSINGS AND HOODOO, CRYSTALS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE BEING SENT MY WAY, OR MY FAMILY MEMBER’S WAY, OR ANY CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES WAY, AND I RETURN IT, AND THE DEMONS TO THE SENDER, TEN FOLD.

AMEN.

8/15/07: Homo Day

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/ Once considered a God-Fearing member of the GOP it is has been discovered that he is a practicing homosexual. Repeated requests by this ministry to enter reparative therapy have been denied, much like his entrance to Heaven will be. May God have mercy on you, Mr. Sullivan. NSFC

http://www.joemygod.blogspot.com/ If the blasphemous title doesn’t tell fill you in, “Joe” is worshiped by the homosexual community and their empathizers for his “biting, edgy, and informative writing”. Decent Christians and Conservatives, however, will find it repugnant and profane. Unrepentant to the end, Joe is on the fast track to Hell and wish him an expeditious and bumpy.sic NSFW, NSFH, NSFC

http://www.topix.com/news/gay “News” for the deviant and perverse continually updated from thousands of wicked sources around the net. It is sickening that the homosexuals have their own MSM. Isn’t that what the Liberal news is for? The forums are littered with gruesome and sordid homosexual comments. Pray for these people. NSFC



http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/sow/
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:30 PM
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1. Why didn't they list us? I'm pissed!
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Zensea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:31 PM
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2. you know this is most likely a parody site?
from what I've been told, although it is masked fairly well.
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:01 PM
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12. I'm pretty sure you're right.
I'm a Baptist, and I certainly haven't identified anyone who is already damned to hell.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:17 PM
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15. I didn't.
It sounded perfectly plausible. My bad lol!
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:36 PM
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22. How can anyone tell?
Time was, any average B*sh speech would have been hilarious parody...
but now, not so much.

There are plenty of "real" sites just as loony as that, if not more so.
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:31 PM
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3. That website sounds.....satanic
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:32 PM
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4. As your war club, I blow up your incense and candles!!!111
Also, your hoodoo.

:crazy:
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:33 PM
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5. I think that site is a swipe at Baptists, not actual Baptists. nt.
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:34 PM
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6. I'll burn a candle for these guys, maybe I'll say a psychic prayer for 'em too
These guys need help, supporters of Brownback :eyes:.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:35 PM
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7. Ungodly blessings and hoodoo to you.
May your bottle deposits return to you tenfold.
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:43 PM
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8. No, that's gotta be snark. Like blackpeopleloveus.com nt
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:44 PM
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9. what are "ungodly blessings," and what's not a "psychic thought"
Edited on Fri Aug-17-07 03:45 PM by MisterP
it's like the Matrix merged with some evil anti-Wicca (oops, I can't say that because they broke down my demon firewall)
on edit: I've never thought of using an angel as a CHAP
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dsc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:46 PM
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10. Sullivan discovered to be gay?
I am not enamored of Sullivan's honesty but he surely was honest about being gay. What rock do these people live under?
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 03:53 PM
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11. "pray for those we deem already damned to Hell" - that says so much
in so few words. those WE DEEM already....

I'm seeing more and more evidence that certain fanatics are followers of a religion that is all about them, not the God they claim to worship. Just last week, Ted Haggard's church announced the new, strictly heterosexual preacher they'd hire and blathered on and on about how he was the man to fulfill the vision they had for their church...never mentioned God once.

Guess these folks have never considered that worship of self like this is the worst form of idolatry and totally forbidden by one of the 10 commandments they're always insisting we should have in the schools lest we forget them...
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spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:11 PM
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13. Brother Billy Bob Neck
Yeah, that's for real.

Will you next be citing Landover Baptist?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:16 PM
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14. Sorry, I see not citation for "Bill Bob Neck" on this page. The page was totally beliveable.
Edited on Fri Aug-17-07 04:16 PM by Bluebear
In a Marguerite Perrin sort of way.
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:19 PM
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16. there are people out there that think like this....thats what makes it so funny and scary...
at the same time.
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spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:19 PM
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17. Listed: "Member websites"
"Member Websites:

Brother Billy Bob Neck <(check his myspace out)>
Brother Yancy
Prophet Davis C.C.
Sister in Training, Vonda
Sister June Gordon
Sister Shelley"


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Billy Bob Neck Donating Member (2 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-18-07 11:52 PM
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25. Keep Laughing, Lie-berals
Y'all just keep on chuckling. I don't see what's funny about loving the God that created you and loving the country that He created. Y'all don't think them indians killed themselves, do ya?
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:20 PM
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18. Poor Sully. lol!
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Perky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:29 PM
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19. One of the vilest sites I have seen.....I wonder if Brownback knows about it.
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Exiled in America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:31 PM
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20. If this is the same site that did the U.S.E campaign, it is confirmed satire.
But awesome and effective in its purpose.
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Exiled in America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:33 PM
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21. Yup just checked it out - verified satire. I can't post the link because its on my blog at myspace.
....and I can't access myspace from work. But its been clearly identified as satire.

In that sense, it is incredibly effective, because it looks freaking real. But it is unbelievably insane while still being almost believable. It makes Brownback and his supporters look about as sane and socially acceptable as Fred Phelps.

Well done.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 04:38 PM
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23. You mean this?
http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/use-updates/

It's actually funny, especially the comments.

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AnnieBW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-17-07 08:05 PM
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24. It's a Faith-Based Firewall!
I wonder if they thought to protect it against hackers, malware, rootkits, and other Dark Arts?

I'm just sayin'...
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