What snappy slogans will be used to extend the war 6 more mnths.?

[Philosoraptor]

The whole war has been created and maintained with the simple use of clever slogans. They fit well on bumper stickers and headlines. Stay the course is a good one, that is still in use, even yesterday I saw it in a bushwar headline.

We must fight them over there bla bla is another fine and effective slogan.

We must continue the fight so that the fallen did not die in vain is an extra snappy one.

Lately its been, 'we are waiting on General Betrayus's report in September', each six month war cycle continuation is fueled by snappy slogans written by dick and his speech writers.

On September eleventh the good general will deliver his super hyped report, but he's wasting everyone's time, we all know what it says already, then the 'surge' will be re-named, repackaged, and given a few new snappy slogans to accompany it.

"Stability by Spring"? "Surge Two, the Return"? "Surge Hard, with a vengeance"?

"The March toward March"? "Springtime for bush and Victory"? "Iran has weapons of mass destruction, an army of terrorists, and is developing nuclear weapons"?

I just can't WAIT for the next snappy slogans!

[Bluebear]

1. Surge Deep Until The Job Is Done! Pullout is Not An Option!

Operation Mucho Macho Desert Proud Erect Eagle Bravo Surge-o!

[Philosoraptor]

5. Va Va Voom! Viva Viagra! Vim, Vigor & Victory! Vrooom Vrooooomm!!

[lligrd]

6. A Winner, Sexual Innuendos Do Wonders For The American

Psyche.

[The Straight Story]

2. "We have sacrificed too much to leave now"

"The surge is working in some areas, to pull out now will make us look weak and enable our enemies" followed by condemnation for bush and his policies and war, followed by a vote to keep funding it.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. "Iraq: Extended Remix."

[rodeodance]

4. Remember the lyric"Give me just a ltlle more time"

[orleans]

10. god, i loved that song! (chairman of the board) n/t

[snappyturtle]

42. YES! or "just one more time"....Earl Grant 1964. n/t

edit: remember this is straight from snappy's mouth!

[dipsydoodle]

7. Say no to coitus interruptus

in Iraq and help protect the profits of American Corporations.

[sam sarrha]

8. due to the failures of our failed educational system.. there's lots of ignorant white girls who'l

trouble doing stupid things and get pasted up on CNN 24/7

[shenmue]

20. Answers on a postcard to...

Was that supposed to be a sentence at some point? :shrug:

[sam sarrha]

32. i bow to your gracious criticism syntax Nazi.. get a life, i dont give a rats ass about your BS

[moondust]

9. "Give the new Prime Minister a chance."

"Duh, okay."

[Philosoraptor]

11. "Maliki's a good guy".

[moondust]

15. Well yes but

you won't believe what a good guy his replacement is going to be!

Remember what a good guy Rummy was?

[intaglio]

12. "Saving Innocent Lives"

"Making hard decissions to guarantee freedom"

"Preserving this newborn freedom"

"Ensure an enduring stability"

"Now is not the time to show weakness, but to build on our success"

"Minimising danger in the region"

"We cannot, and will not, let freedom fail"

"Steadfast resolve"

[Philosoraptor]

13. All excellent slogans!

With an all too familiar ring..

[FormerDittoHead]

14. "Operation Delay Admitting Total Defeat Until January 09"... n/t

[Disturbed]

16. Amerika will not surrender to Terror.

The Free World will not allow al Q to rule Iraq & control our oil.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. They're already rolling it out: "The Surge Is Working".

Can't stop, it's working! Almost there! Really!

Just a little longer!

Really!

[Perry Logan]

18. "Dead troops never vote Democratic."

[RC]

19. IRAQ: An illegal Invasion Built on Lies.

Yeah, yeah I know, but how about some truth in advertising for a change.

[BlueIris]

21. "War is not poor!"

You see how it both emphasizes the word "war" and denounces the term "poor" and implies that since we are at war, we, as a country, are therefore automatically, er, "un-poor"? The Democrats would be fools to criticize the Bush economy with that zinger flying around!

[PuraVidaDreamin]

22. If we leave Iraq the terrorists win

So we can never, ever leave

[madrchsod]

23. "NEVER AGAIN"--- "REMEMBER VIETNAM"!!!!

kinda' catchy is`t it?

[annabanana]

24. Just 6 more months. . .We're beginning to see results. .

I don't think they'll have the nerve to say we've "rounded the corner" or "there's light at the end of the tunnel". .

Or maybe they will.

[spanone]

25. If the Democrats Inherit this War then they Deserve it.

[BlueIris]

26. "If it's going *that* bad, why are we still over there?"

:shrug:

[Berry Cool]

27. "Substantial Penalty for Early Withdrawal" n/t

[rucky]

28. "Democracy is only 178 Billion Dollars Away!"

"The Surge is Working!"

"Freedom is On The March!"

[Sabriel]

29. It needs a cute, cartoony mascot, like the Olympics

Maybe a Boobah-type amorphous creature wearing desert fatigues.

[rucky]

31. Name him Sergio.

[SoCalDem]

30. Think of it as a 6 month vacation..with bullets n/t

[Swamp Rat]

33. "Support the Jesus Troops."

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

34. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

Comin' again, to save the mother fucking day, yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way, yeah,
Terrorist, your game is through 'cause now you have to answer to,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now?
It’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow . . .



Sadly, I would be tempted to support the WOT with this sort of sales pitch--especially if the gov. included big-time wresting clips.

[Philosoraptor]

35. ..............

[flyarm]

36. "COME FIGHT WITH US"..ITS A TICKET TO PARADISE..PALACES AND ALL..

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON SANDALS..THIS IS AN ALL INCLUSIVE PLACE TO GET OUT YOUR AGRESSIONS...and meals on wheels..or Mri's...if you so choose..we have burger kings any time day or night..and if you are lucky ..you can see stuff better than fireworks..like exploding Humvee's...

Come Be all that you can be.. we have warm weather ..guarenteed..the sun shines daily...

disclaimer...we are sorry at this time we have no room service or turn down service...and the little chocolates for your bed have melted, due to the wonderful hot weather we are enjoying.

p.s. bringing a canteen for water..is a good idea..

we look forward to your arrival..and will make your stay as pleasant as possible. We are here to please



fly

[JTFrog]

37. Probably change it to

"In to Win".

Just saying. :eyes:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

38. "Turnin the Good Progress!! Surge is on the March"

Sad thing is, that'd work on AM talk n Faux :argh:

[IDemo]

39. Martial law over there so we don't hafta have martial law over here

[ldf]

40. terrists are forever, forever, forever

over the bond theme. who knew that terrists last longer than diamonds?

soon to be remixed by the hippest rightwing (oxymoron alert) dj's at freeperland, bringing horde (singular) of writhing freep to the dancefloor. but ONLY AS LONG as there is at least 4 portapotties available for use of lone freeper.

it will be picked up by the "liberal" msm, becoming the subject du jour on all sunday this week's, press stephenopolous's meat shows, creating a SURGE of support from american idol watchers nationwide.

needless to say, public sentiment is overwhelmingly FOR prolonging the recently repackaged effort to "save little lord pissypants legacy".

said recently re-energized war fan, "it's da bomb! a GREAT beat, easy to dance to, I give it a 95!"

[Telly Savalas]

41. "We don't have the votes."